Do the Best Actor nominees all have to bake a souffle to determine who gets the Oscar? No.
I'll be judged on my own body of work, thank you very much.
This is a skills competition. We're not just trying to figure out who the better poster is. We're trying to figure out who the better man is. The Thomas Ian Nicholas award is a prestigious award, Horn, we don't just hand it out all willy-nilly.
It better be about who the better poster is, because if it were really about the better man, my kids would already be unspooling toilet paper off that MFing trophy.