This is a skills competition. We're not just trying to figure out who the better poster is. We're trying to figure out who the better man is. The Thomas Ian Nicholas award is a prestigious award, Horn, we don't just hand it out all willy-nilly.
It better be about who the better poster is, because if it were really about the better man, my kids would already be unspooling toilet paper off that MFing trophy.
Oh come on Tom. I'm not gonna make your family clean my house when I win.