I have actually never watched Game of Thrones, or read the Song of Fire and Ice, but I will read at least the first book tonight and get you an answer if in fact Rosko fails to appoint someone else and We have to hang his golden locks from the walls of the keep.
Clearly you haven't watched or read. They hang a whole lot more than hair from the walls of the keep for this kind of offense.
Damnit. I hate all of you. I am now sucked into this thing like I knew I would be. About 500 pages in.
Hmmmmm, no sign of the BMOTM eh? Lets pile'em up folks
*google--->search 100 random questions---->copy--->paste....
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? Before you started these questions, what were you doing? What is the last thing you watched on TV? Without looking, guess what time it is Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Did you dream last night? Do you remember your dreams? When did you last laugh? Do you remember why / at what? What is on the walls of the room you are in? Seen anything weird lately? What do you think of this quiz? What is the last film you saw? If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Tell me something about you that most people don't know. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Do you like to dance? Would you ever consider living abroad? Does your name make any interesting anagrams? Who made the last incoming call on your phone? What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Last time you swam in a pool? Type of music you like most? Type of music you dislike most? Are you listening to music right now? What color is your bedroom carpet? If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? What was the last thing you bought? Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving? Do you have a garden? Do you really know all the words to your national anthem? What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be? Who sent the last text message you received? Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? What time is bed time? Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? How many tattoos do you have? If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one? What did you do for your last birthday? Do you carry a donor card? Who was the last person you ate dinner with? Is the glass half empty or half full? What's the farthest-away place you've been? When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato? Have you ever won a trophy? Are you a good cook? Do you know how to pump your own gas? If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be? Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school? Do you touch-type? What's under your bed? Do you believe in love at first sight? Think fast, what do you like right now? Where were you on Valentine's day? What time do you get up? What was the name of your first pet? Who is the second to last person to call you? Is there anything going on this weekend? How are you feeling right now? What do you think about the most? What time do you get up in the morning? If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people? Who would you tell first? What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? Do you sing in the shower? Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? What do you do most when you are bored? What do you do for a living? Do you love your job? What did you want to be when you grew up? If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be? Which came first the chicken or the egg? How many keys on your key ring? Where would you retire to? What kind of car do you drive? What are your best physical features? What are your best characteristics? If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? What kind of books do you like to read? Where would you want to retire to? What is your favorite time of the day? Where did you grow up? How far away from your birthplace do you live now? What are you reading now? Are you a morning person or a night owl? Can you touch your nose with your tongue? Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows? Do you have pets? How many rings before you answer the phone? What is your best childhood memory? What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life? Any new and exciting things that you would like to share? What is most important in life? What Inspires You?
Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. "squandered them in the pursuit of a musical mirage" Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch? A mail crate Before you started these questions, what were you doing? Responding to work e-mails What is the last thing you watched on TV? Newest episode of Mad Men Without looking, guess what time it is 5:30 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 5:39 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The new !!! album When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Last night, walking to a house party (unless getting into my car to drive to work counts) Did you dream last night? Yes, but I didn't remember it Do you remember your dreams? No When did you last laugh? Like an hour ago Do you remember why / at what? Boss making fun of co-worker for not making sense What is on the walls of the room you are in? Many, many music posters including a signed 3'x3' cardboard thing for Mastodon's Blood Mountain Seen anything weird lately? Yeah I saw one of my poems performed by a group of actors yesterday, seeing somebody play me was pretty f*cking weird. What do you think of this quiz? Lame. What is the last film you saw? Orson Welles' Touch of Evil If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live? Either Paris or Austin, TX If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? Happiness Tell me something about you that most people don't know. I have sick dance moves
Not answering the rest of these since there's like a billion
Are you off-consensus on any classic films? Stone cold classics you just can't get behind? And don't cop out with Indiana Jones or something, I want to hear you talk shiz about Rules of the Game or Rashomon or M, stuff like that.
I think Casablanca is tremendously overrated. I just don't see anything in that film that makes it one of the greatest films of all time. But I know I'm wrong. I also have a hard time taking Lawrence of Arabia seriously because of how it looks...great story, though.
What is your least favorite period in American literature?
This is an easy one for me--the beat generation. I dislike most of the literature that came out of the beats--Ginsberg (although "Howl" is a good poem), Kerouac, Burroughs (although I think Naked Lunch is decent), et al. Easily my least favorite literary movement; I hate the new extremes they took stream-of-consciousness to. The modernists had a good grasp on how to utilize stream-of-consciousness to effectively tell a story, the beats did not IMO.
How many records do you own?
623. My favorite record is my deluxe In Rainbows at 45 speed.
Greatest sandwich you've ever eaten?
Ooooo this got me thinking. The first time I tried a grilled Tempeh sandwich was at this local vegan place called Remedy Diner; I think I can honestly say that was the best sandwich I ever had. Not so much what was on it as how perfectly the tempeh was cooked; it was so flavorful.
Do you plan on ever leaving NC?
Yeah, next year probably to do my MFA somewhere. There aren't too many schools here in Nawf Cackalacky.
PS, this was my favorite group of questions to answer, by far. Thanks for getting me, problem dog.
What was your worst injury? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. What was your worst moment of drunken hook up failure? Please explain your answer in horrific detail.
One time when I was at 8 I was walking home from school with my best friend, this big black girl whose name I can't remember anymore. We were skipping along the sidewalk singing the theme song of our favorite show: "WHERE IN THE WORLD IS CARMEN SANDIEGO?" I tripped over one of those little crevices in the sidewalk. One minute I'm skipping along jovially to one of my favorite songs with my best friend, the next I'm bleeding profusely out of my head. Cracked my head open and had to get a ton of stitches, and my dad had to carry me home in his shiny white Celtics jacket and I bled all over it. He's never forgiven me for that to this day, haha. I also cracked my chin open one time on the teeter-totter and had to get stitches, and I still have a scar from that too.
As for the second question, I usually fail BEFORE the hook-up, so I don't really have any awesome drunken hook-up stories.
What was the last movie that made you cry? Which part? What was the last song that made you cry? What was the last book that made you cry? Which part? How many women have made you cry in your life? Have you ever made a woman cry? If you were a Teletubby, which Teletubby would you be? Have you ever been in a fight? If so, what was the result? (similar but different than Jimmyroo's question above) If you could grow a full ass real man beard like me, would you? Do you think Dave Maynar tries to be nice 90% of the time just so he can be excused for being such a raging ageist to me? Are you aware that you will get tired of this way before I will?
What was the last movie that made you cry? Which part?
Amour, just a few months ago. SPOILER ALERT: When he slaps her.
What was the last song that made you cry?
Bonnie "Prince" Billy - "I See A Darkness"
What was the last book that made you cry? Which part?
The Road. The ending. I couldn't tell if they were tears of joy or sadness.
Also, when I recently re-read John Keats' "Ode to a Nightingale," I cried. So if poetry counts, that.
How many women have made you cry in your life?
This was a heavy question. Six that I can remember. Six too many. You should never make a woman cry, it's the worst.
Have you ever made a woman cry?
If you were a Teletubby, which Teletubby would you be?
The little red guy! Because he's adorable, obviously
Have you ever been in a fight? If so, what was the result? (similar but different than Jimmyroo's question above)
Only time I've EVER been in a fight was at a bar like a year ago when some redneck randomly called my friend a f*ggot. I was more upset that he used that word in that way than anything else. I did not fare well, I got put in a headlock and my glasses flew off. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
If you could grow a full ass real man beard like me, would you?
F*ck yeah. So much beard envy all the time, it's really difficult for me.
Do you think Dave Maynar tries to be nice 90% of the time just so he can be excused for being such a raging ageist to me?
I think Dave Maynar is nice 0% of the time and he tries to be nice 0% of the time. I don't know why everyone around here thinks he's such a nice guy, he's definitely a d*ck. A lovable one, though.
Are you aware that you will get tired of this way before I will?
Yes. I am fully aware. Although this answering questions about myself has been pretty taxing.
What's the worst show you've ever been to (that you were expecting to enjoy)? Please explain your answer in horrific detail.
Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti at Pitchfork 2011. Dude literally stomped around like a small child yelling about the heat and stormed off stage before playing the band's biggest song. The other band members waited on stage for five minutes for him to come back before awkwardly shuffling off and shrugging towards the crowd.
What was your worst injury? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. What was your worst moment of drunken hook up failure? Please explain your answer in horrific detail. What's the worst show you've ever been to (that you were expecting to enjoy)? Please explain your answer in horrific detail.