Hooray! So I got a second interview with Apple. Apparently their whole hiring process spans across like 4 interviews, so I'm trying to maintain my expectations, but I'm still pretty excited!
4 Interviews just sucks, MC. I had 3 before I got the job at Phillip Morris.
3 interviews and not 1 but 2 background checks.
I'd say good luck but you don't need it. You got this.
Thanks guys! I think after the second interview you pretty much have the job, I think the later interviews are more to find out what position you're most suited for. They have some really strange and interesting positions at those stores, the one im going for is called Creative. The only job description I can find is this:
"Creatives share their passion for the digital arts by conducting workshops and one-to-one customer training sessions. This is a great place for aspiring digital artists of all kinds, including photographers, filmmakers, musicians, editors and web designers"
So basically I'd be getting paid to nerd out about stuff that I already do nerd out about on a daily basis.
Sideboob is hard to pull off if you have the kind of um, "tracks of land" that require pretty much constant bra wearing.
I vote for cleavage, it's a classic, never goes out of style. Side-boob is merely a fad .
Didley SWAG for the MPatHG ref.
And yes, I concur that side boob is hard to pull off unless one is: A) underweight and therefore has no boob, rendering the sideboob moot or B) surgically enhanced.
With regards to Cleave/Lil-SisInsideBoob being deceiving - SideBoob is also deceiving. I would say that in general, if the Sideboob is of the ilk posted by Bateman, they likely don't even meet to form a cleave, due to enhancements made too far apart. And who likes that?! Chest bone visible, but boobs require a fancy bra to even get them to form a cleave. This is more common than one would think IMO.
So after work yesterday my mom picked Caleb up and I went to have dinner with a friend. We talked for two hours, go go to get Caleb, get home, and he drops on me, "I have to bring in Easter eggs and candy tomorrow". Eggs? No problem. I brought my 'Easter stuff' box in from the storage shed last week. Candy? Not going to the store that late and it's not open when it's time for school. I think about the Valentine candy he brought home from school. Candies too big for eggs. Can't do gummies, because wrapped they are too big and not wrapped is a kid candy no-no. I stuffed those quackers with Melting Pot butter mints. hahahahaha. Ghetto mom win!
I'm probably wrong here, Scrogger, but I'll hazard a guess just the same.
A lot of time, when people just insist on depositing into an ATM instead of handling it face-to-face with a teller, it's because they're putting an empty envelope into the machine. The machine has no true way of knowing whether there's any currency actually in the envelope, and the computer program accepts it "on faith" and gives the depositor immediate availability on the (purported) funds. So the person then draws a like amount back out, during the same ATM session.
It's fairly common, and it's federally punishable. Normally, law enforcement catches up with these folks quicker than their general karma does.
More likely, what happened to you today was just some inconsiderate person placing a much higher value on their own time than upon yours.
Good news, if any, is that they'll probably never truly experience the unbridaled joy of a Happy Dance!