so I'm watching a movie with my guy G last night, and we're discussing my upcoming bday. I say, there's really nothing super exciting about 32. he says, I think it's a nice number. it's a really nice power of two.
I hate almonds. I hate having to pick through all these disgusting almonds just so I can eat my nuts! And, I hate that I can't buy the 10 dollar can of "upper-class, snobby" nuts that I would really enjoy, ya know, the ones with pecans and sh*t, and not have to deal with these horrible almonds, but nooooo, I gots to buy the cheap mixed nuts and pick out what I want, ultimately, being left with half a can of almonds no one wants to eat. Curses. Who likes almonds anyway?
Oh, and proof that almonds suck: Name one dish that celebrates the almond? You got the pecan pie, you got all kinds of love for the peanut in this world, macadamia nut cookies, pine nuts can be put on everything, ect. ect. Almond, what ya got?
I hear Albertsons makes a tasty green bean dish with slivered almonds in it.
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.