I remember the day that I found out my dad wasnt perfect too!
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
If I had the tenure of my boss, I would go all over Google images right now, but there's probably a line in between me looking up random funny photos with abrasive language included and me searching for softcore porn to post on inforoo, and I'd rather not cross it.
Suffice it to say, see me in 30 years. We'll see who has the last laugh, Mr. hot-air-balloon-lover.
Mine too. I feel like Uncles just look at their nephews and think "....here's a kid who will take anything I tell him 100% to heart, and then I can send him home with my brother/sister to torture them until my next visit."
This is a picture of a boar nursing her young. She has t!ts, and they are being used.
1. t!ts on a board a phrase used to describe the utter uselessness of a person, place, thing or event. "hey bro, what do you think of the new window's vista?"
"well, in my opinion it's about as useless as t!ts on a board."
No, that's just wrong. You're taking it out of context. "The term boar is used to denote an adult male of certain species — including, confusingly, domestic pigs. However, for wild boar, it applies to the whole species, including, for example, 'wild boar sow' or 'wild boar piglet.'"
So yes, a female wild boar will have t*ts, and they will have a purpose. However, the idiom is "useless as t*ts on a boar," as in a male pig. What purpose do the teats on a male pig have? None whatsoever.
Yes, t*ts on a board would be equally useless, but that's not the phrase. This reminds me of that episode of Friends where Joey was all "forget it, it's a moo point." And everyone was like "OMG Joey ur so dumb" and he's all "no, it's like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter. It's moo."