"lot more less likely"...Scrog, please clarify that statement. lol
Between Cleavage and Side boob, one would get caught more looking at cleavage, because one would be in the line of sight of the one who's cleavage one is looking at. The most people who would get caught looking at side boob would be people with a girlfriend or wife, because you view side boob from the side and out of the line of sight of the one's side boob you are perving on. So it would be your significant other who would be interested in what you were looking at. So like I said, if you have a wife or a girlfriend do not look at another woman's cleavage or side boobs. You are less likely to be caught looking at side boob, but if you do look at side boob you are more likely to be caught by your significant other.
The whole concept of pitting boobs against boobs is just deplorable. Why cant we just admit that they are all equally fantastic in their own ways? Let us end this silly debate and get back to the truly important matter of Cake Vs. Pie