This will be my SIXTH year in a row (if I can afford a ticket & ride from NYC, pray for me!!)
Never have I ever: - Taken a ride in the helicopter!!! That would be epic!!! - Not gone to Bonnaroo with my little brother (who is 24). This is our 6th year in a row, family tradition!! - Run around completely naked, (even though I'm an exhibitionist and want to) Maybe this year? - not had the most amazing time, year after year, it JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER! AHHHH!!! - been too afraid to show up at Bonnaroo without a ticket. Several years I rode down with strangers without a ticket and the Bonnaroo Gods always guided me in!!!!!! - seen the Beard competition!!! I'm obsessed with men with beards, HOW is this possible?! Going this year for sure & finding the man of my dreams - Got body painted. I want to this year! Get the Bonnaroo symbol on my back - Not called my father on father's day. A few years Bonnaroo fell on father's day. My little brother and I always give him a call - Actually sat through a WHOLE movie in the cinema tent. I have popped in at night, when there is no line. Good spot to rest. - Rented a hotel room.
I think that's about it. But no regrets! CAN'T FUCKING WAIT!!!! AHHHH!!!!
PS- I noticed a lot of people haven't done the Ferris Wheel. Good tip is keep $5 hidden on the side somewhere, specifically for the ride. I know it sucks to have to pay, but the view is so worth it. :p
Post by Vw'ndeadchick on Apr 24, 2012 14:15:43 GMT -5
i'm rolling in on year 10... i have not stayed sober a day nor i have experienced a day sans clothing. neither of which i am intending to try this year. otherwise i've never been to the cinema tent, and i cant say i care if i do that either.
Post by thebigbuddha on Apr 24, 2012 16:06:02 GMT -5
This will be my 8th consecutive 'Roo. I've never: - rode the ferris wheel (tried to last year but the damn line wasn't moving at all) - been in the Silent Disco (again, lines) - drank liquor (beer and wine only) - not smoked cigs (my one allowance during the year) - paid for a shower (had a free one during volunteering one year) - not had all the best moments of my summer.
He's like you made an Ã¼ber troll by taking the worst parts of me (the utter disregard for other people's opinions), Phi (cluttering up threads with memes and adding nothing to a discussion) and Jess (an apparent belief that everyone else is the problem and/or arrogance without self awareness).
Post by dysonsphere on Apr 24, 2012 16:26:16 GMT -5
This will be my fourth Roo. I have never been in the Cinema tent. I have never showered. I have never had to go looking for supplies. I have never regretted going. I have never been in the Silent Disco.
Post by nicthedick85 on Apr 26, 2012 12:19:03 GMT -5
never: rode ferris wheel been in fountain and will never comedy and cinema tent and dont care too yoga usually walkin back to camp around then been in what pit for someone who didn't blow (screw you DMB)
so all i really need to do is ride the damn ferris wheel and shut down the silent disco every night
-Masturbate in a porto This has been accomplished, unfortunately.
Seriously? How many types or herpes did you catch?
Many ancient strains. I've begun to think that the farm was built atop an ancient Indian landfill where the testicle shards of mujeres were buried.
I can't find the source anymore but I was reading in a book about how some tribes had erect men ride bareback horses until their testicles basically dissolved. These men, who were called mujeres, then lived their lives out as women in the tribe. Allegedly they were used for group anal sex during public ceremonies. Pretty awesome stuff.
Post by Trip McNeely on May 1, 2012 12:23:49 GMT -5
5 Roos, and I have never:
-ridden the ferris wheel -been in the front row on any stage/tent other than the What Stage -'not' seen someone in the nude in an unconventional setting -tried the Spicy Pie -always had the proper amount of toilet paper every time I've needed it -hooked up with a fellow festival-goer -drank in moderation -had anything but a great time
- Danced in the silent disco (I always want to but I talk myself out of it because of the lines and other things to do LN) - Ridden the Ferris Wheel (I no longer feel alone on this, judging from some of the other responses) - Been inside the Cinema Tent - Gone naked at any point outside a shower - Had a piss-poor time