"In the darkness hundreds of glowsticks streaked the air like tracer shots in war. Giant inflatables bounced over dozens of light sabers pointed skyward. Stuffed animals impaled on sticks danced above the hot crowds, puppeted by someone just given ecstasy by a friend made seconds before."
And clearly you aren't a rapist (I hope) but the way you pop into any thread where a woman happens to be lamenting her lack of ride to Bonnaroo and tell them to come hop on your bus sounds extremely rapey.
I will be there for the 7th year in a row! Should be another winner. Look for late-May early-June pre-sale, if last year was an any indication.
How much do pre-sale tickets usually cost?
The price has been $269 plus fees (ends up being a shade over $300) for the last 4 or so years, so I imagine it will hold at that price again. Last year's presale was the only way you could do layover tickets, so don't be surprised if they offer the same thing again this year (10% down, $40/month for 8 months, plus the remainder on the final payment).
Oh, and if you are thinking of going and want the first weekend, you will be best served grabbing pre-sale tickets. They almost sold out last year during the pre-sale. No way they last this year. Honestly, I would recommend not waiting for the lineup to come out if you want to score non-scalped tickets.