for about an hour, some hippie who was selling a variety of illegal substances talked about how he drank his own urine. "nah, man, it's vegan porn. porn with a message." "all of the antibodies that you pee are protected by the pee, so like, you kinda have to drink it." "like, i don't say this a lot, but i think our karma is in sync, like we enjoy the same foods or something." "like, would you eat your own baby?" we just sat there for the whole hour in disbelief and listened to this guy rant.
Post by plasticpepper on Jun 25, 2012 20:04:25 GMT -5
Man, I'm sure I've already forgotten most of the good quotes.
One of the best things I overheard had to be our neighbors having a long conversation about Garfunkel and Oates and why they weren't higher billed and on a big stage and it must just be because they're old and because it's a mix-and-matched group and on and on. I didn't know whether to take pity on them and go over there and explain it to them or just wait and let them notice the words "Comedy Tent" for themselves...
And another favorite is Mayo describing a couple getting it on near her crew at a show by saying something along the lines of "They were so close to us that Nick was actively involved in their relationship."
Post by dwaynecoyne on Jul 9, 2012 18:02:18 GMT -5
thursday night me and my friends left during alabama shakes to find fat Richard Simmons outside the arches circling a garbage can yelling "What AM I GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS HAIR!? I LOVE YOUR HAIR (not directed at anyone)"
Hippie looking girl walking by me before Kings of Leon, "So he remembered the charcoal but forgot to bring our heroine!"
As we were setting up camp, keep in mind this was our first Roo, this guy came running by with his eyes bulging out of his head. Clearly on shrooms, "theres horses chasing me" He later came back through looking better searching for a backpack which he found under a car.