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Last night I dreamed that Kanye West discovered the cure to human infertility. It had something to do with diet, maybe drinking lots of water, I don't remember. Anyway, the trade-off was that gestation took 12 months instead of 9, but all babies were born healthier. Everyone was really skeptical at first but in the end Kanye was right and was acknowledged as one of the most important scientists in world history.
If this thread doesn't end with you learning how to lucid dream, becoming transfixed with all the power you have in your dreams, and eventually losing grasp of what is reality and what is a dream, then I'm going to be pretty disappointed.
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If this thread doesn't end with you learning how to lucid dream, becoming transfixed with all the power you have in your dreams, and eventually losing grasp of what is reality and what is a dream, then I'm going to be pretty disappointed.
Don't remember this one too well but I dreamed I was back in high school in a class with a specific guy I played football with. He was several years older than me and I didn't really know him very well but in this dream we were best friends. Anyway, somehow we all discovered he was half-black and suddenly some people didn't like him but we all stood up for him (I had been watching Sons of Anarchy before bed, so that's probably where this plot element came from). Also, his dad was a famous fighter pilot.
I actually do do some Lucid Dreaming from time to time I am versed in the subject. I also play around with Sensory Deprivation tanks and such other oddities. Water now that is a weird subject let me digress on it. let us talk about underwater birthing and the fact that those babies routinely test stronger. Better Faster Stronger= Kanye West + Gay Fish is the inverse square of the hypotenus. Kim Kardashian is pregnant with Kanye's Ubermencsh Starchild in the Nietzcheien sense of the word. They will have to do underwater birthing because kanye is a weird technophile. This superior Ubermensch Child will be born under the water. Now we can get into the conflicting Ideology of the Illuminatti vs. Scientology. Supposedly Jay-Z and his "Clique" are all mixed up in the Illuminatti. It could explain the riches legitimized crime right? Even Don Corleone bought out Immolbiari from the Vatican to help legitimize his illicit wealth in the Godfather Tres. However the Scientolgists will need fresh blood soon and we can all expect Will Smith and Tom Cruise to troll this baby hard! It will be the future of the religion of Aliens! Aliens live in the ruins of Atlantis and Atlantis is under the water. I am now folding a tin foil hat to "protect" my Theta Brain Waves. There is a lot of logic to the above statement.
If this thread doesn't end with you learning how to lucid dream, becoming transfixed with all the power you have in your dreams, and eventually losing grasp of what is reality and what is a dream, then I'm going to be pretty disappointed.
1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
5/25: Dillinger Escape Plan
5/30: Andrew W.K. w/ Tony Clifton
6/1: Big Boi w/ Killer Mike
6/13-16: BONNAROO
6/29: Bob Dylan, Wilco, MMJ
6/30: The Grandmothers of Invention
7/11: Seinfeld
7/20: Living Colour
8/1: Mastodon w/ Machine Head
8/7: Melvins
9/5: Iron Maiden w/ Megadeth
10/2: The Legendery Pink Dots
11/1-3: VOODOO
11/14-17: BEAR CREEK
1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
I dreamed that I was back in elementary school and it was the end of the year and all my friends were bringing gifts for the teachers (this wasn't actually a big thing at my school). BUT, my school was actually my church and my teachers were all my current coworkers and my friends were all inforooers (most of whom I've never seen or met). I forgot my present and I was really upset but then my dad brought it late for me.
02/08 Tool 02/11 Jeff Mangum 02/17 of Montreal 02/29 Blind Pilot 03/31 The Naked & The Famous 05/14 M83 and I Break Horses 05/19 Flaming Lips, Young the Giant, Dawes and AWOLNATION 06/07 Bonnaroo 2012!!! 06/13 Roger Waters 07/28 Toadies
I actually had a solid Roo dream last night. Long and involved. It was my first stay at Camp Inforoo and there was TONS of room. I don't know why people say it gets packed in Tent Only
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by iamthehorn on Jan 11, 2013 10:07:19 GMT -5
I dreamed that I competed in a sculling race where I was the only experienced rower but I still placed 4th, which was embarrassing. Then I sat on the beach with my friend and his cousin (who I didn't know) and drank bloody marys. The kind with also sorts of produce in them with a half pint of beer on the side, but the beer was Guinness instead of your standard lager.
Post by Dave Maynar on Jan 27, 2013 2:53:53 GMT -5
Last night, I had a dream that Flanzo and I were hanging out at a bar. We both had a facial hair configuration similar to Val Kilmer in Tombstone. Flanzo goaded this guy into making a $500 bet that we both wouldn't shave our moustaches in the bar. We won the bet because growing out moustaches and tricking people into making this bet was how we made drinking money.
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Jan 27, 2013 6:04:51 GMT -5
Ohhh shiz. I should have put that dream about Gron, Whoreshack, Bonz and I boozing it up after watching a slam dunk contest in here!! I thought this was solely for horn's use.
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Jan 27, 2013 6:17:11 GMT -5
Last year I had a dream that I was driving Uncle Tupelo from Wamego to Alma, Ks, down Highway 99 with my parents. He broke down (he does this frequently), and so my dad stuck his foot out the drivers side and Flintstoned it up the hill, and then hopped out and pushed the sucker down the next hill and he crashed into a tree.
Somehow I made my way to Alma despite his jerkstorery. I went to a small Dr's office for an appt, and the dream ended with me screwing either Samuel L Jackson (a la Pulp Fiction) or Jimi Hendrix on the waiting room floor. I couldn't tell who it was for sure. I'm pretty sure it was Sammy, but I'd prefer it was Jimi.
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Had a strange dream last night that I was up close for Radiohead at Roo. Thom came on stage and after a couple songs decided that he "wasn't feeling it" and simply walked off the stage. People were pretty confused, and it took a while for anyone to leave the What lawn.
I had a dream in which footballs were not made of leather. They where actually the rootballs of aquatic plants. I ran the farm that provided footballs for the NCAA. I was in a heated legal battle with the driving range next door because the golf balls would bruise my crops and endanger my harvesting crew.
Post by wannaberoo'ing on Jan 28, 2013 9:16:24 GMT -5
Had my first Bonnaroo related dream. In it, I had received the line-up in the mail in the form of a huge college textbook.
It was incredibly difficult to ascertain who was going to be playing at Roo because all of the artists' names were scattered throughout the book, hidden in paragraphs and indexes and footnotes. Quite maddening to say the least.
And, I couldn't find Paul anywhere in the book! Damn.
Last night I had a dream I was getting married to a random woman (I knew her in the dream, but it wasn't someone I actually know like the girl I had a crush on in high school english or something) and it was a Jewish wedding and was really small and the girls brother was my best man (instead of my own brother) and he was really worried about what to get me for Christmas now that I was going to be family and he had never bought a Christmas present before. He was very sweaty for some reason. And Sting was the vocalist. And I was missing a shoe.
I also had a dream where I was watching an episode of the Simpsons and Nelson came out of the closet and started dating Martin. Bart had a different haircut.
Everytime I dream about being at Bonnaroo, the grounds are always more like a state park, with picnic tables and plenty of trees and shade. Everything in the dreams is more spread out and less crowded. It never fails, though: In every dream I am solely concerned with finding a schedule to see who is on the lineup and who is headlining. Too much Inforoo? Probably so. The bands are almost always made up or I can't figure out how to read the names
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Feb 27, 2013 19:50:44 GMT -5
I've had two Wilco dreams in the last month. In one they were playing on an island, and I was making a mermaid costume for the midnight show. Jeff kissed me and Pat made some comment about a Honda commercial.
The second one I piloted a helicopter in to see their show, and took tintype photos of them playing. Pat and I had a picnic in a field. :-) So basically I've whored it up with 1/3 of Wilco this month.
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Feb 27, 2013 22:50:35 GMT -5
Also, anyone else act dreams out? I've jumped out of bed before, only to fully awaken as I was turning the door knob and I scream and kick at stuff in my sleep. Once I slapped the shiz out of someone because I dreamt he had spiders on his head.
I dabbled in lucid dreaming my senior year of undergrad. Might start using this thread in an effort to start up again.
Wait. How does one willfully dabble in lucid dreaming?
There are several different techniques. Believe it or not half of what Lono said earlier ITT actually makes sense. (Edit: Ok, maybe not half, but that first part). Most ways I've read up include keeping a dream diary. Everyday, as soon as you wake up, write down everything you can remember about your dream. Slowly you're able to notice the difference. Another thing is to (and this will sounds straight out of Inception) make a specific marking on your hand in real life. You'll look at it and see it several times a day. Then when you're dreaming, you can look at your hand and if it's not there, you realize your in a dream.
Wait. How does one willfully dabble in lucid dreaming?
There are several different techniques. Believe it or not half of what Lono said earlier ITT actually makes sense. (Edit: Ok, maybe not half, but that first part). Most ways I've read up include keeping a dream diary. Everyday, as soon as you wake up, write down everything you can remember about your dream. Slowly you're able to notice the difference. Another thing is to (and this will sounds straight out of Inception) make a specific marking on your hand in real life. You'll look at it and see it several times a day. Then when you're dreaming, you can look at your hand and if it's not there, you realize your in a dream.
I was very good at it at one point, to the point where I looked forward to going to bed.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
