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Post by railroad436 on Feb 21, 2013 15:59:21 GMT -5
If you're going to the bathroom, you probably arent drinking enough water. I have a huge blatter and go a long time without going but I usually have to piss once an hour at a hot music festival because I am downing water out of my Camelbak like crazy. I also drink beer throughout the day too.
Turtles are, actually quite sexy, if you think about it. I’m getting an erection just thinking about turtles. No, not a stripper named turtles, that’s not funny. Actual turtles.
— Thom Yorke
mojoworks
Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Song Title Game Addict
You shouldn't have to stake out a spot. Both stage have pits with waiting lines for each artist. You can get someone to hold your place in line to take care of your business. At the tents, you shouldn't have to stay all day to get a good spot.
So say there's a band you really want to see, so you get to the stage they're playing at hours before their set to ensure a good spot in the crowd....is there any way around it, or do you just have to hold it all day and not go to the bathroom?
seriously? there's no reason for you to piss your pants.
worst come to worst, make friends with the people around you, let them know you're headed to the bathroom and could they please save you a little room.
I drank some rum before heading into bonnaroo and then I kept the buzz going with beer. Well..6 beers later it was Buffalo Springfield about 20 feet from the stage....I had to go find a damn porto potty and by the time I got out of the porto....it was their last song "Keep On Rockin In The Free World"......
I bought a lousy do it yourself burrito and just chilled about about a football field away......I could hear the song but it just wasn't the same.
If I could do it all again, I'd definitely not drink all that beer.
they turn your pee into gel. worked out perfectly. also nice during radiohead when there were lots of lines at the What portos. I'll definitely have some on hand for this year.
i used these two years ago and they worked AWESOME
Responding to the peeing on the wall comment, druid had the right of it, with the portourinals I didn't even have to walk to the wall. Just cram it down my pants and enjoy a good pee.
And at festivals I drink tons of water, peeing about once an hour.
Post by memphis1979 on Feb 21, 2013 22:14:40 GMT -5
Just make friends with the folks around you. Have them watch your spot and repay with a beer or substance of choice. Made awesome friends at deluna last year who are camping at bonnaroo this year who meet this way. Don't piss yourself, at least cop a squat and warn those down hill.
Post by Ol' Dirty Brooklyn on Feb 22, 2013 1:11:18 GMT -5
Also, don't eat too much and watch what you eat. Going vegetarian for the weekend will help, but you may want to prep your body before hand so you aren't going straight cold turkey and having withdrawal.
So say there's a band you really want to see, so you get to the stage they're playing at hours before their set to ensure a good spot in the crowd....is there any way around it, or do you just have to hold it all day and not go to the bathroom?
Gatorade bottle and a poncho
at first I thought it said a Gatorade bottle and a pondo...sorry i don't do requests!
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they turn your pee into gel. worked out perfectly. also nice during radiohead when there were lots of lines at the What portos. I'll definitely have some on hand for this year.
i used these two years ago and they worked AWESOME
These seem awesome... for guys. What's the solution for girls? Guys can whip it out wherever and don't give a damn, but chicks need a little more privacy
5/3 - Black Keys with Flaming Lips
6/13-16 - Bonnaroo
7/12 - Harry Connick Jr.
7/13 - Last Summer on Earth (Ben Folds Five, Guster, Barenaked Ladies)
8/2 - Lollapalooza
9/6 - Muse with Cage the Elephant
9/22 - fun. w/ Tegan and Sara
they turn your pee into gel. worked out perfectly. also nice during radiohead when there were lots of lines at the What portos. I'll definitely have some on hand for this year.
I found the following line in the product discription hilarious: "Due to health and safety concerns, this item is non-returnable." I'm totally gonna return that shiz.
Fun fact: The first year I went to Bonnaroo I did not poop one time the entire weekend.
I wish I could accomplish that feat because it is a horrifying experience, especially during late nights when the portos are at their finest. I had to go last year right after Flying Lotus. I had a new pack of wet wipes and dropped them on the floor. I left them there. I wouldnt have picked up a $100 bill off that floor.
Turtles are, actually quite sexy, if you think about it. I’m getting an erection just thinking about turtles. No, not a stripper named turtles, that’s not funny. Actual turtles.
— Thom Yorke
mojoworks
Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Song Title Game Addict
Fun fact: The first year I went to Bonnaroo I did not poop one time the entire weekend.
I wish I could accomplish that feat because it is a horrifying experience, especially during late nights when the portos are at their finest. I had to go last year right after Flying Lotus. I had a new pack of wet wipes and dropped them on the floor. I left them there. I wouldnt have picked up a $100 bill off that floor.
My first Bonnaroo I purposely made myself constipated by eating a lot of cheese. I didn't poop all weekend. I do not recommend this to anyone. Four days of constipation is worse than 5 minutes in a port-a-potty.
