I knocked myself out cold running full-speed into a pole that was just off a beach volleyball court. Think I'm gonna pass, but mainly because I'll be hungover and I hate all of you. Just thought the image of me running full speed into a pole would be funny.
Geez, way to make the rest of feel like jerks. "After I donate my kidney to a friend in need, I'll still make the effort to go Bonnaroo and see all my friends even though I'm not crazy about the lineup this year."
Post brunch. I'm better when I'm drunk. So yeah, Free Agent right here, and FTR, I'm like 7' tall. Wait, is feet ' or ". If anyone understands Canadian height measurement, I'm roughly 1.47 Hockey Sticks.