Pledging $50 for Bacon Humiliation. Please PM me instructions when the money transfer process is set up.
I'm planning on giving all pledged donors an @ mention in a post announcing the success of the effort. I might need some feedback from all of you as to the optimal way to select and make a Route 66 sign into a "Flav-style" necklace...
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Oct 3, 2013 22:29:48 GMT -5
Greatest thing ever!!
Haven't been on in awhile. Still trying to get moved in, and spending lots of time with my love. Mike is looking good! Had a touch of pneumonia this last week, but otherwise doing wonderfully. Keeping fingers crossed for the next CT scan, coming up in 3 weeks. Won't tell us as much as the PET does, but maybe we'll see some shrinking due to his alt treatments.
so apparently I may be too cheap a whore. what would people like to see for money over $500? extra time in the costume? picture as my avatar? any other ideas?
Add in real bacon accessories ( bacon necklace, bacon wrist watch, bacon framed sunglasses bacon hat?) Then walk around Bonnaroo having people eat it off you, unless that's too much kink for you. Perhaps you set up a table, with a grill, and cook bacon and sell it at brunch, call it "Bacon in a bacon suit wearing bacon, cooking bacon, whoring bacon for whorshack"
Post by LoveLuckLaughter on Oct 8, 2013 23:50:14 GMT -5
The best part of the Bacon bacon costume, is that Bacon is TRULY ALWAYS on the RAIL. And thus, in every freaking video we ever see. Oh, to have seen bacon wrapped Bacon eating a banana at Forecastle.....
I'm still matching the next $40 in donations to Bacon-Wrapped Bacon...
...and if I could say with 100% certainty I'll be attending Bonnaroo 2014, I would throw in a bit of whoring myself if donations reach $500 above & beyond the contribution I made. (I made one lump sum payment of $125 to cover my initial $25 pledge + $100 matching.)
You know what makes a great Christmas/holiday gift? A calendar does! But not just any calendar. I mean, anybody to go to the mall & pick from hundreds of pretty, glossy calendars. You can choose lighthouses, comics, cute babies, scantily clad men. But you know what I think would make a great calendar? A Pets of Inforoo calendar!
Now I just threw this together today with some images on here. No photoshop, resizing, or anything. I will do all of that with the final version & it will look better than this; I just wanted to show the direction I was thinking of going.
So, I am proposing to create a 2014 Pets of Inforoo calendar, with ALL proceeds going to the Whoring for Whoreshack fund. It won't be as fancy as what you can buy at the mall, or Wal-Mart, or wherever. But it will go to a good cause & it will be all about us.
To get the most bang for the buck, whoring wise, I have some suggested donation levels.
To have your pet featured in the calendar, $1-5 suggested donation gets your pet featured in the calendar. $10-20 suggested donation to be the feature pet of the month. And we will let the cover pet go to the highest bidder.
So what I need you to do is send me a photo of your pet. And photos of you with your pet are highly encouraged. You may enter as many pets as you have, or enter the same pet numerous times. Feel free to request the month & I will do all I can to accommodate. You can upload your images here or email them to me here. As always, donations can be made at PayPal to the email address firstname.lastname@example.org.
Once I have received all the submissions, I will create the calendar & it can be yours for a low introductory/suggested donation price of $10. I told you guys they aren’t going to mall quality, right?
I am going to put a submission deadline date of November 22th, the Friday before Thanksgiving. I will work on it the week of Thanksgiving & have them ready to be sent out by the first week of December.
UPDATE: See below for months that have been claimed. dreamingtree, zen, sleepy, any preference on the month? If you've told me already & it's not listed, I'm sorry. Just a little tired today.
January - monkybunney February - Druid March - wannaberooing April - May - o'neil June - fawnmart July - JHOinTN August - TLC September - NothingbutFlowers October - November - December -
Current bid for the cover - quacker at $200
Remember, all you have to donate is $1-5 to have your pet (or your friend's pet, your family's pet, your childhood pet, etc.) included in the calendar. Looks like we have one more spot for pet of the month, but there is plenty of space to include your pet in the calendar.
5/8 Gaga ra ra ah ah
5/30 The Head and the Heart
6/6-6/15 3Rivers Arts Fest
6/27 Journey & Steve Miller
7/27 Jack White
Halloween MOEMS (our own MOEMS)