1) Did I mistakenly go on the Coachella message board? 2) Does the existence of "Future Island Haters" mean they've "made it"? In which case I would like to congratulate FI and wish them many more years of success.
What you got back home, little sister, to play your fuzzy warbles on? I bet you got little save pitiful, portable picnic players. Come with uncle and hear all proper! Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones. You are invited.