"Hey, kiddies! Wanna see something cool? I have candy in my RV! You can't talk to strangers? I have ice cream! You can check out my cool Slayer poster. Oh never mind the screams, go inside, you'll find alot of candy."
That's what I overheard them saying the other day (I know the guys, Buffalo Bill, Jr. and his sidekick Lotionman)
EDIT: G*ddamn my feeble attempts at being funny.. Sorry to all!