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Lol I guess Ill still be bringing my tent and a sign that reads " The BOOM BOOM tent". And anyways, its gonna be me and 3 couples, its not fair that im the only one who gets none!!!
3 couples! man you are closer than I have ever been to some "Boom, Boom" at Roo. Just hang out in the corner, one of those couples will want to use you, even if it means just holding something, but hey.
3 couples! man you are closer than I have ever been to some "Boom, Boom" at Roo. Just hang out in the corner, one of those couples will want to use you, even if it means just holding something, but hey.
This is why Scrog wanted to come to the RV. I knew there had to be an ulterior motive. Well, it's either this or he wants to make some sweet, sweet lovin' with Phi.
How about a masturbation thread I brought it up in the past and I feel (on myself) that there are several who have spanked it in a tent, port-o-potty etc. and they are holding this in and need to let it out! Tell us about did you dry dock it? use lotion? did you bring your own lotion or get some from a vendor? did you have some porn with you or were you going off memory? thinking about that cute girl from Canada in the next tent over? Or just fantasizing about being in a decrepit orgy sponsored by two 21 year olds and their RV full of duct tape, roofies, strap on's, strap off's, and super glue?
1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
This is why Scrog wanted to come to the RV. I knew there had to be an ulterior motive. Well, it's either this or he wants to make some sweet, sweet lovin' with Phi.
Scroggie never struck me as the man loving type... but maybe Phi is is type
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
3 couples! man you are closer than I have ever been to some "Boom, Boom" at Roo. Just hang out in the corner, one of those couples will want to use you, even if it means just holding something, but hey.
This is why Scrog wanted to come to the RV. I knew there had to be an ulterior motive. Well, it's either this or he wants to make some sweet, sweet lovin' with Phi.
Maynard, is Phi in a couple? well, he does me no good, but you on the other hand. and JFTR if Phi and I made lovin', it would not be sweet, it would be dirty and raw. Nothing sweet about it.
April 12-14th - Indio, CA - Coachella Weekend 1
May 3-5th - Memphis, TN - Beale St. Music Festival
June 13-16th - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
July 12-14th - Louisville, KY - Forecastle Festival
August 2-4th - Chicago, IL - Lollapalooza
September 27-29th - Atlanta, GA - TomorrowWorld
October 25-27th - Asheville, NC - Mountain Oasis
I have no shame in admitting that I have masturbated alone in my tent the past 3 years at least one night.
I go on memory and think about the 20 year old who's soft, tiny, delicate, derriere brushed up against my fleshy banana-n-balls, when I was in line earlier in the day.
I have no shame in admitting that I have masturbated alone in my tent the past 3 years at least one night.
I go on memory and think about the 20 year old who's soft, tiny, delicate, derriere brushed up against my fleshy banana-n-balls, when I was in line earlier in the day.
I re-read this post about 10 times looking for any mention of the word "female". No such luck.
April 12-14th - Indio, CA - Coachella Weekend 1
May 3-5th - Memphis, TN - Beale St. Music Festival
June 13-16th - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
July 12-14th - Louisville, KY - Forecastle Festival
August 2-4th - Chicago, IL - Lollapalooza
September 27-29th - Atlanta, GA - TomorrowWorld
October 25-27th - Asheville, NC - Mountain Oasis
^and the only female response on this page, is in defense of my straight-ness. If it matters, she is correct. I have taken showers with many men, I have smacked a man's bare-naked-ass-cheek once or twice, but when I want to get my "O" face on, hairy balls and hairy ass-cheeks do nothing for me. I am, how do you say it, 'comfortable with my sexuality' and I have no problem with a good d!ck joke. So lets down to business, lets talk Roomanity. Any couples out there looking to "put on a show"?
April 12-14th - Indio, CA - Coachella Weekend 1
May 3-5th - Memphis, TN - Beale St. Music Festival
June 13-16th - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
July 12-14th - Louisville, KY - Forecastle Festival
August 2-4th - Chicago, IL - Lollapalooza
September 27-29th - Atlanta, GA - TomorrowWorld
October 25-27th - Asheville, NC - Mountain Oasis
Post by abrakapokus on Dec 21, 2011 22:32:59 GMT -5
Isn't there some random hookup at Bonnaroo thread around here? When Maynard first mentioned this board and I looked at the new topics it was right up at the top. I thought "Music board, my ass!"
Not to mention the "Mingle if you're lefthanded", the "Mingle if you're just kidding", the "Mingle if you suffer from the heartbreak of psoriasis" and "Mingle if you just wanna" threads.
Mar 14 Sheepdogs/Fitz & The Tantrums/City & Colour (Austin)
Mar 15 Jim James (Austin)
Apr 26 Jim James (Boston)
May 4 Clutch & The Sword (Portland ME)
Jun 8 DMB (Hartford)
Jun 21 Jim James (Northampton MA)
Jul 27-28 Newport Folk
Oct 25-27 MOEMS
Will having an RV make it easier to land some tail?
Yes. The first year I went, in 07, it was me and all girls, but it didn't happen (variety of reasons: period, ugliness, biznatchiness, NO NO WORD!!!). The next year we had a group of nearly 20 and some of us had an RV. Girls were more than happy to sleep in an RV- it worked out well. The past 3 years I've had a gf who has gone with. Definitely had some dirty Roo sex. But she and I just broke up a few days ago, so I guess I'll have to figure something else out this year.
To be honest, I love dirty Roo sex. After about 24 hours of being that dirty, it seems kinda hot.
2/26 Ra Ra Riot
3/12 Animal Collective & Dan Deacon
4/11 Weird Al
4/18 The Fritz
4/20 Snarky Puppy
4/24 Les Claypool's Duo De Twang
4/26 Beats Antique (Volapalooza)
5/7 Boris
5/13 Father John Misty w/ Adam Green & Binki Shapiro
5/17-5/19 Hangout Fest
6/6 Postal Service (looking for a pit ticket - PM me!)
6/7 Postal Service (pit)
6/8 Postal Service (pit)
6/13-6/16 Bonnaroo
6/27 Lake Street Drive
10/25-10/27 MOEMS
^^this is good news. I happen to be coming to Roo with a few girls, all of which are very cute and are all just friends of mine. Some I have slept with and some I have not, but all are happy to pivot me into some taco.
Maybe I should wear a shirt that says "36 year old in an RV looking to party" or something to that effect...
I am totally willing to make a cutie pie's weekend a little better lol
The last 4 years straight been going with my gf. No sex at the 'roo, but def the first thing that happened on the way back to NC.
Strange, but IMO the 'roo isn't very good for screwing. So much more to do, but we were both down for some crazy monkey sex less than 50 miles after we left. Its like the 'roo has an opposite effect of sexuality. Its not the camping either, we camp and screw lots but its never felt right or happened at the 'roo.
Post by raddersons on Jan 28, 2012 18:14:42 GMT -5
idk if yall's phones will be charged... but if you're gay with an iPhone at Bonnaroo, I bet there you can Grindr your way to a hookup. Or even just find some other gay guys to chill with.
Straight guys can try Blendr. idk if that kind of crap works for your types though.
idk if yall's phones will be charged... but if you're gay with an iPhone at Bonnaroo, I bet there you can Grindr your way to a hookup. Or even just find some other gay guys to chill with.
Straight guys can try Blendr. idk if that kind of crap works for your types though.
wait what? I am NOT sticking my fleshy banana in a blender or a grinder!
April 12-14th - Indio, CA - Coachella Weekend 1
May 3-5th - Memphis, TN - Beale St. Music Festival
June 13-16th - Manchester, TN - Bonnaroo
July 12-14th - Louisville, KY - Forecastle Festival
August 2-4th - Chicago, IL - Lollapalooza
September 27-29th - Atlanta, GA - TomorrowWorld
October 25-27th - Asheville, NC - Mountain Oasis
As for me, I could have hell freeze over and have a gf for Roo this year. If not, the best I hope for is with one the Ladies of Inforoo in something resembling a John Butler Trio song.
Mar 14 Sheepdogs/Fitz & The Tantrums/City & Colour (Austin)
Mar 15 Jim James (Austin)
Apr 26 Jim James (Boston)
May 4 Clutch & The Sword (Portland ME)
Jun 8 DMB (Hartford)
Jun 21 Jim James (Northampton MA)
Jul 27-28 Newport Folk
Oct 25-27 MOEMS
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
and JFTR if Phi and I made lovin', it would not be sweet, it would be dirty and raw. Nothing sweet about it.
