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This is going to be a panicked rant. It's not a grr really, it's brought on by drunkness, so I guess I'll put it here.
I am moving across the country for school in exactly 30 days. Less actually, I get the keys to my apt on August 10th & I leave Ohio on August 8th.
I have no money. My house hasn't sold. I haven't packed anything yet. I just listed stuff in CL to sell. I have no money and I can't afford my car payment (was going to pay it off with the money from selling my house) and rent and I do t have a job lined up. Technically I have a suspended license right now due to unpaid speeding ticket out if WV, which is bad considering I have a cross country road trip coming up. I also have HOA fees still due on my house and credit cards I wanted to pay off to alleviate my bills when I get there. Did I mention I have no money? I am officially in panic mode. The alcohol isn't helping. I tried to hoop away my stress. It's been 3 hours, I'm sweaty and out of breath, and I'm still panicking.
The worst part is that I did this to myself. I should've been saving money since the day I found out I got into grad school, instead I went ahead with all the trips I had planned already rather than selling concert/festival tickets and not going on said trips. I think I'm going to have to break down and see if my mom can loan me [more] money. If not, I'm going to have to see if my bank will give me a loan. Shit. If I'm really desperate (i am) I may do a consolidation loan so I only have one big bill to pay instead of s bunch of little ones.... That's bad on your credit though isn't it?
Life was so much easier when I thought my house sold. Stupid person Fucked everything up..
Uh-maaaayzing Crackin' Eggs tonight! That is my weekly hip hop / jazz jam night, for those not in da know.
This was Crackin' Eggs #30, and it was the first time they've added a cover charge, which means we are getting bigger (though anyone who performs gets a free drink, so it more than evens out. I oughtta make a sign - will rap for hugs, drugs, and love). I'm speaking to a lot more people who have found us through FB / word of mouth instead of direct invites. I really think this collective is going places. So much f'ing talent in one place, errrrry week.
Finally got my tat today. My tat artist was so cool - and my tat already has 3,182(!!!) likes on her Instagram after half a day. She's BFFs with Miley Cyrus (they've tattooed each other), so ya know it's legit. But, umm... how bad is it really to drink after a tattoo? Oh well - too late now!
Uh-maaaayzing Crackin' Eggs tonight! That is my weekly hip hop / jazz jam night, for those not in da know.
This was Crackin' Eggs #30, and it was the first time they've added a cover charge, which means we are getting bigger (though anyone who performs gets a free drink, so it more than evens out. I oughtta make a sign - will rap for hugs, drugs, and love). I'm speaking to a lot more people who have found us through FB / word of mouth instead of direct invites. I really think this collective is going places. So much f'ing talent in one place, errrrry week.
Finally got my tat today. My tat artist was so cool - and my tat already has 3,182(!!!) likes on her Instagram after half a day. She's BFFs with Miley Cyrus (they've tattooed each other), so ya know it's legit. But, umm... how bad is it really to drink after a tattoo? Oh well - too late now!
Saw your snaps of the tat and music, looks very cool!
Uh-maaaayzing Crackin' Eggs tonight! That is my weekly hip hop / jazz jam night, for those not in da know.
This was Crackin' Eggs #30, and it was the first time they've added a cover charge, which means we are getting bigger (though anyone who performs gets a free drink, so it more than evens out. I oughtta make a sign - will rap for hugs, drugs, and love). I'm speaking to a lot more people who have found us through FB / word of mouth instead of direct invites. I really think this collective is going places. So much f'ing talent in one place, errrrry week.
Finally got my tat today. My tat artist was so cool - and my tat already has 3,182(!!!) likes on her Instagram after half a day. She's BFFs with Miley Cyrus (they've tattooed each other), so ya know it's legit. But, umm... how bad is it really to drink after a tattoo? Oh well - too late now!
sounds like as long as it's not bleeding profusely you're fine. I've still never even heard of drinking after a tattoo a problem. Didn't even know it was worth the concern.
I hope I'm not the only one who'll make themselves puke after a night of heavy drinking in order to not feel like shit in the morning. Anyway, got home last night and started yakking what looked to be blood into the toilet. Like enough to supply Dirk Diggler with a boner or send me to the ER. Took my drunk brain a second to realize it was only red wine. I never drink red and now I know why. Too bad I bought a 5 liter box of it. Guess I'll be puking blood all month.
Post by stlallison on Jul 21, 2015 23:45:52 GMT -5
I got some shizty news today. So I came home from work, drank a bottle of wine, and watched some Orange is the New Black and Bob's Burgers. Decent night.
edit. While the above sentence is wildly fun to say in a myriad of accents, verbal modulations, etc, it is no longer applicable. I'd like to thank Mikal Cronin, The Clash and Wild Flag for assisting in my post-party-funk wind-down.
I'm back at the site of my first two concerts (both with and without parents), for the first time since those concerts. This feels weird - like sitting in your old classroom desks on PTA night sort of weird.
I hope I'm not the only one who'll make themselves puke after a night of heavy drinking in order to not feel like shit in the morning. Anyway, got home last night and started yakking what looked to be blood into the toilet. Like enough to supply Dirk Diggler with a boner or send me to the ER. Took my drunk brain a second to realize it was only red wine. I never drink red and now I know why. Too bad I bought a 5 liter box of it. Guess I'll be puking blood all month.
I LOVE red wine. Bring it up to Canada and I'll take care of it before we hit the strip club
My cousin does this thing where the drunker she gets, the posher she will talk. She has accused me of doing the same, but I always just laugh it off. But my BFF from New Hampshire just sent me a video of drunk me from ~5 years ago, and there I am, wearing a Señor Frog's sombrero and channelling my inner David Attenborough.
"Mexico is a fine country. I visited once as a young lad of but 18 years old, and I was in Mexico City, which was known to be something of a shithole - but despite that fact, I rather enjoyed myself."
Today I went to a little one day music festival and snuck in a box wine bladder by placing it beneath my testicles. Thankfully the wine stayed cold and didn't get pregnant. Also, drunk me falls in love with so many hippie chicks that it's ridiculous. I really need to get that under control.
My cousin does this thing where the drunker she gets, the posher she will talk. She has accused me of doing the same, but I always just laugh it off. But my BFF from New Hampshire just sent me a video of drunk me from ~5 years ago, and there I am, wearing a Señor Frog's sombrero and channelling my inner David Attenborough.
"Mexico is a fine country. I visited once as a young lad of but 18 years old, and I was in Mexico City, which was known to be something of a shithole - but despite that fact, I rather enjoyed myself."
Really? Who talks like that?!
I saw the video, it was really fantastic.
I forgot about this thread. I am skimming my bookmarks and I find it rather appropriate that I found this thread at this current time. So much breakfast has been consumed in the past hour or so.... So much breakfast.
Today I went to a little one day music festival and snuck in a box wine bladder by placing it beneath my testicles. Thankfully the wine stayed cold and didn't get pregnant. Also, drunk me falls in love with so many hippie chicks that it's ridiculous. I really need to get that under control.
Someone at Lolla snuck an entire bag of breakfast in. I asked how he did it. He said he just put it on his butt so it looked like he had a big butt... #lifegoalz
Today I went to a little one day music festival and snuck in a box wine bladder by placing it beneath my testicles. Thankfully the wine stayed cold and didn't get pregnant. Also, drunk me falls in love with so many hippie chicks that it's ridiculous. I really need to get that under control.
Someone at Lolla snuck an entire bag of BREAKFAST in.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Today I went to a little one day music festival and snuck in a box wine bladder by placing it beneath my testicles. Thankfully the wine stayed cold and didn't get pregnant. Also, drunk me falls in love with so many hippie chicks that it's ridiculous. I really need to get that under control.
Someone at Lolla snuck an entire bag of breakfast in. I asked how he did it. He said he just put it on his butt so it looked like he had a big butt... #lifegoalz
(old ass post response) you act like you've never seen someone do that before.......
Someone at Lolla snuck an entire bag of breakfast in. I asked how he did it. He said he just put it on his butt so it looked like he had a big butt... #lifegoalz
(old ass post response) you act like you've never seen someone do that before.......
But here, the guy snuck it in... Which, no offense, makes it slightly more impressive.....
You're still the master though. If someone could teach me how to sneak a bag of wine into ACL this year, I'd be forever grateful.... <3
I just want to say that I LOVE LOVE LOVE that fact that bagged wine is now being referred to as "breakfast" by so many!! we can all thank a drunken/fucked up Porch for that one. THANKS BONNAROO!
I just want to say that I LOVE LOVE LOVE that fact that bagged wine is now being referred to as "breakfast" by so many!! we can all thank a drunken/fucked up Porch for that one. THANKS BONNAROO!
Cap'n Mac has a cool Aussie slang name for box wine. What was it again?
I just want to say that I LOVE LOVE LOVE that fact that bagged wine is now being referred to as "breakfast" by so many!! we can all thank a drunken/fucked up Porch for that one. THANKS BONNAROO!
Cap'n Mac has a cool Aussie slang name for box wine. What was it again?
GOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN! Ahh, how I love a nice goon sack.
Has anyone else gone a little too hard a little too fast at the airport bar then had a mini panic attack when you walk back out into the crowded terminal? Yeah I did that too.
Has anyone else gone a little too hard a little too fast at the airport bar then had a mini panic attack when you walk back out into the crowded terminal? Yeah I did that too.
damn it siggy! this is what happens when you don't have an adult!
Has anyone else gone a little too hard a little too fast at the airport bar then had a mini panic attack when you walk back out into the crowded terminal? Yeah I did that too.
damn it siggy! this is what happens when you don't have an adult!
I've written too much bullshit in this quick reply and then deleted it because who the fuck wants to read this? No one. Fuck, I did it again. I wrote a whole thing and then intentionally deleted it. I've done this nine times now. I'm not even that drunk, I just clearly have enough alcohol in me that I'm getting all self-analytical, yet enough self-awareness to know that no one except me would want to look at all of these non-contextual sentences and have any other response than, "Cool. This dude obviously just needed to rap some shit out to himself real quick."
Hmm. This was cathartic. I'm gonna go ahead and sleep and let my brain do what it needs to do so that I can work through the next blah blah blah.
yet enough self-awareness to know that no one except me would want to look at all of these non-contextual sentences and have any other response than, "Cool. This dude obviously just needed to rap some shit out to himself real quick."
Nooooooo. But I excitedly clicked on this thread specifically because I saw most recent post was from Decaanter
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.