And if the world does end next week, I hope it's the flick a light switch kinda over. I'm not prepared for a long slow struggle. Tho if the Mayans meant the end of the day on the 21st, then bring it on! I fly to Cuba at 4pm, watching the world burn from tropical beach is fine by me. Also, A zombie apocalypse in Cuba would suck ass.
Hey you kids are probably saying to yourselves: I'm gonna go out there and grab the world by the tail! and wrap it around and pull it down and put it in my pocket. Well I'm here to tell you that you're probably going to find out, as you go out there, that you're not going to amount to jack squat!
There was a day keg. I had work. I tried to play catch up, and it's going poorly. To change the karma around I'm willing to buy anyone on this thread a drink at 'Roo this year if they find me. Just remind me of this promise in the morning.
Once, I had an ant farm. And they would not build their tunnels. I was furious, so I became very strict and stern with my ants. First, they feared me and everything was fine. But eventually, the ants broke out and attacked me. So I had to kill them.