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its not a movie its from a tv show: " I really don't know what a flapper is. All I know is that they smoke cigars, where feathers in their hair and they flap." Kendra off of the Girls Next Door.
I can't believe I haven't seen these in this thread yet....
"You play ball like a GIRL!"
"I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is, oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling. I can't take it anymore!"
"If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
Ham: Smalls, you wanna s'more? Smalls: Smore of what? Ham: No, Smalls, a s'more... Smalls: I didn't have anything, so how can I have smore of nothing?
"Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand"
The mushrooms scene from KNOCKED UP made me laugh sooo freaking hard!
Ben Stone: you've just upped the ante from smoking pot to doing shrooms in vegas!
Pete: [high on 'shrooms] Did you know there's a guy whose sole job is to find chairs for these hotel rooms? Ben Stone: Please take the chairs away. Pete: Like this one! It's red with gold stripes and -[sits] Pete: - oh, this one is amazing! Ben Stone: Please take the chairs away. I don't like them. The big one is staring at me and that short one is being very droll. Ben Stone: [while tripping on mushrooms] Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them?
Ben Stone: [watching ‘Cheaper by the Dozen’ after taking mushrooms] This isn't funny. This guy's got twelve kids, that's not funny. That's a lot of responsibility to just be... laughing about. This is sick. This is a sick movie. I gotta turn this off. It's freaking me out.
Pete: [taking his hand out of his mouth after doing magic mushrooms] Tastes like a rainbow.
I can't believe I haven't seen these in this thread yet....
"You play ball like a GIRL!"
"I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is, oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling. I can't take it anymore!"
"If my dog was as ugly as you, I'd shave his butt and tell him to walk backwards"
"You're killing me, Smalls!"
Ham: Smalls, you wanna s'more? Smalls: Smore of what? Ham: No, Smalls, a s'more... Smalls: I didn't have anything, so how can I have smore of nothing?
"Anyone who wants to be a can't-hack-it pantywaist who wears their mama's bra, raise your hand"
Kenny Crandell: Oh, how ya doin Mom? Yeah, no everythings fine. No, Mrs. Sturak's not here. She um, she went to the yarn store. Yeah, she's crocheting this massive doily for the couch! I... I gotta go Mom
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal Page: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement. Neal Page: I threw it away. Car Rental Agent: Oh boy. Neal Page: Oh boy what? Car Rental Agent: You're fucked!
Post by thefoolonthehill on May 19, 2008 23:31:51 GMT -5
vice, virtue. its best not to be too moral.you cheat yourself out of too much life.aim above morality. if you apply that to life then your bound to live life fully. maude
Post by HoodooOperator on May 20, 2008 0:04:25 GMT -5
I need a favor.
Wow, I didn't know we'd become such good friends, because if we had, you'd know that I give head before I give favors, and I don't even give my best friends head so your chances of getting a favor are pretty f*cking slim.
Nina:" Well, in the song lyrics, and I'm quoting: 'He'll rip you off, he'll take your money,make you work for free. Though you might scoff,it isn't funny, he's the devil, see."Kill Whitey.'" Ice Cold:"How can you listen to that and think...we talking about killing all white people? We was talking about one specific Whitey.Whitey Dilucca. Our ex-manager. He ripped us off for money. And Whitey Dilucca wasn't even white. He was ltalian. He was one of them olive-complected motherquackers."
Ice Cold: "Right, but see actually that poop was supposed to be NWH - Fear of a Black Hat, then subtitled "Don't Shoot Until You See the Whites." Nina: "Of their eyes?" Ice Cold: "Who's eyes?" Nina Blackburn: "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes." Ice Cold: "Nah, don't shoot until you see the whites, period. That's it, end of story".
Post by NothingButFlowers on May 21, 2008 15:57:38 GMT -5
Oh, another short one:
"Water's good." - from The Tripper (It's really funny if you hear it in context, but I'm not going to try to explain the context. That one line made the whole movie worth watching for me, though.)
