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My friend drank an ungodly amount on Saturday night in '08. The next morning when we woke up, right there in the middle of camp laid the most epic turd I have ever seen. We called it the "Boa Corn-strictor". It was a thing of beauty. It was laying bent in a perfect 90 degree angle, shaped like the letter "L". We stood above it, saying WTF?
With our eyes fixated on the rectal-work-of-art, the perpetrator stumbled out of his tent and walked up behind us to see what we were looking at. He said simply "The L stands for looooove because I love you guys."
I LOL'd (would have ROFL, but the F was covered in S).
haha this thread reminded me of something I saw in'04..
I'm walking behind this couple in centeroo, guy's got his arm around his girls shoulders, and it was honestly a cute scene. As they pass a trash can about two or three feet away from them, dude turns his head, projectile vomits into the trash can, without missing at all, spits, then turns his head to his girl, who was looking the other way, and gives her a giant kiss on the lips.
haha this thread reminded me of something I saw in'04..
I'm walking behind this couple in centeroo, guy's got his arm around his girls shoulders, and it was honestly a cute scene. As they pass a trash can about two or three feet away from them, dude turns his head, projectile vomits into the trash can, without missing at all, spits, then turns his head to his girl, who was looking the other way, and gives her a giant kiss on the lips.
In 2004 at that tent I saw a guy stumble, fall on a group of people and then drag himself over to an open spot where he proceeded to piss on himself. After about 5 minutes he broke out his pipe did his thing and got up and walked off like nothing had happened.
My friend drank an ungodly amount on Saturday night in '08. The next morning when we woke up, right there in the middle of camp laid the most epic turd I have ever seen. We called it the "Boa Corn-strictor". It was a thing of beauty. It was laying bent in a perfect 90 degree angle, shaped like the letter "L". We stood above it, saying WTF?
With our eyes fixated on the rectal-work-of-art, the perpetrator stumbled out of his tent and walked up behind us to see what we were looking at. He said simply "The L stands for looooove because I love you guys."
I LOL'd (would have ROFL, but the F was covered in S).
OMG! I just laughed until I cried! Karma to you for that disgusting yet hilarious story.
Last year, just as the Raconteurs started their set, two rowdy kids tried to push up to the front but couldn't get any further than right next to me. They were a little rowdy, but it was Roo and they were up front having the time of their life, so who was I to judge. It was a few songs in that their frat-boy recklessness got a little out of control and one of the guys puked all over my leg. I was obviously pissed, but I just turned to him, and his face had a look of equal parts guilt and terror. He took out his wallet, insisted I take $10, and I continued to rock out to the show, with a stranger's regurgitations all over my leg. Good times.
Post by internjeff on Feb 11, 2009 16:53:02 GMT -5
Last year I was about to take a picture with my girlfriend and some friends when a guy started puking in the trash can a few feet behind us. So we decided to try and get him in the picture too. I love Bonnaroo.
Post by livelyupyourself on Feb 11, 2009 17:46:36 GMT -5
I ended puking last year on the last night, I guess we were all just trying to finish the booz we had left. whoops. My girlfriend on the other hand had an interesting walk to centeroo. we had about a 15 min. walk to get there so we would always end up triple fisting beers/mixed drinks. so she had two mixers and a beer, finished her beer and about half of one mixer by the time we got there. of course she had to slam the remaining drinks before we got inside, so she did. we were by a set of three garbage cans throwing our cups and cans away when she turns to me and says she's going to ralph. she throws up once and catches the attention of 3 or 4 guys walking past her. they start hootin and hollerin at her making fun of her and what not. she pauses takes a few steps and realizes she has to go again. the guys see this and become even louder. she stops again and gets even further away from the cans and has to go YET AGAIN. on the third and final time only one guy had realized that she was on her third throw up and he got the attention of his other friends and they gave her a hard time. but it was funny i got a laugh out of it and so did all my friends.
Quote: I was next to this guy at Willie Nelson last year, he was sitting down on the ground holding himself up with one arm staring at the ground. He started puking when the crowd was cheering for Willie and the louder the crowd would roar the more he would puke. People started doing Mexican hat dance style dances around him and I know at least 6 people took pictures of him.
Britney's_fears this could of been me, I was puking uncontrollably at Willie last year. I was wearing a green cut off shirt and a cowboy hat with "not maple" leaves all over it. I later lost this hat, what a bummer. I know a bunch of people were taking pics of me which i kinda got into a bit, giving warning signs to take the shots and when to hold on a couple more sec's.
lol you have me in stitches thinking about putting on a puking performance and giving cues to the audience as to when to take pictures.
once in the past four years, 08. I stayed up late partying each night and on Saturday night, I was hanging at camp in the dark and one of my buddies woke up, he had passed out earlier cuz he was drunk.. So, he came over and was like "alrightt, lets gooo" and started partying with me again.. After about an hour he was hammered again and started puking, so goes it. haha
My friend drank an ungodly amount on Saturday night in '08. The next morning when we woke up, right there in the middle of camp laid the most epic turd I have ever seen. We called it the "Boa Corn-strictor". It was a thing of beauty. It was laying bent in a perfect 90 degree angle, shaped like the letter "L". We stood above it, saying WTF?
With our eyes fixated on the rectal-work-of-art, the perpetrator stumbled out of his tent and walked up behind us to see what we were looking at. He said simply "The L stands for looooove because I love you guys."
I LOL'd (would have ROFL, but the F was covered in S).
That is some of the funniest stuff I have ever heard.
Post by fearthetruth on Feb 12, 2009 11:01:33 GMT -5
i saw a guy in 06 (i'm thinking at Damian)looking around really frantically and i just stared thinking, "what/who is he looking for?" he finally looked down at his empty beer cup and proceeded to try and fill it back up with vomit, the only problem was there was ALOT more than 12 oz. of vomit.
Post by guitardevil on Feb 12, 2009 11:29:16 GMT -5
my first year, 05, my counterpart thought it would be a good idea to drink as many beers as he could. turns out, bad idea. poor guy missed J5, crowes, ABB, and pretty much everything else that was that friday.
I've never gotten sick at roo, but all good last year, first night, right after the Brazilian Girls I had an in-stride incident. But, hey, it was all good.
Post by krayziemarley on Feb 12, 2009 16:29:52 GMT -5
Yes Candyflippedaround my Willie puking performance has become a thing of legend amongst my friends and I. I have heard from my buddies that the audience really appreciated all the help I was giving. In the end I think some felt like they had violated me somehow, and were actually telling me they were sorry. I don't know maybe they were just sorry i was puking but i felt much better anyhow. Onward to Chris Rock.
Post by funkblastin on Feb 12, 2009 18:28:36 GMT -5
This thread will definitely live on after Roo '09. We're bringing two newbies with us and they both like to partake in different NO NO WORDS. I am predicting no less that 2 upchucks to occur and I'm sure a camera will be near by.
Before I get Smited, my friends know that if I was vomiting, I would expect them to do the same.
i never saw puke but in 03 I wandered back to the camp at sunrise and low and behold, some sick freak left a extraordinarily long crap next to the passenger door of my friends car. It was more impressive than anything. No toilet paper or leaves or anything. Just a long, grotesque, beast of a stool, gently resting in the tall grass like huck finn by the mighty mississippi.
hahahhhahhahahahaha...I just laughed so hard that I crapped a "beast of a stool."
I've never really seen any ralphs goin on but RIGHT before Tool went on in '07 I was a few people away from the barrier on the right side of the stage enjoying some RCs (Research Corns) when I felt something warm on my leg. Of course it was the guy behind me trying to piss into a bottle but missing horribly and getting it on my leg. I had too much corn to care so I just tried to enjoy the show at that point...