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Not sure which is better, the Puke thread or the Poop thread... As far as this topic is concerned, this is why my wife and I go VIP. The price is worth it for the bathrooms alone. If not, I'd be digging a hole somewhere behind an RV.
Post by mulcherry0420 on Feb 10, 2009 22:02:41 GMT -5
some old people next to us this year thought it'd be hilarious to bring some kitty litter and a portable bathroom to shat in.
Well needless to say these old bastards couldnt handle the liquor + heat + minimal food. So it was hilarious watching one to stick her head in the same bucket they were shatting in to puke.
But to their credit, I saw them walk into their self made porto john w/ a bag of new fresh step a few times
some old people next to us this year thought it'd be hilarious to bring some kitty litter and a portable bathroom to shat in.
Well needless to say these old I HAVE NO DADDY couldnt handle the liquor + heat + minimal food. So it was hilarious watching one to stick her head in the same bucket they were shatting in to puke.
But to their credit, I saw them walk into their self made porto john w/ a bag of new fresh step a few times
ok, that's the third time i've busted out laughing...... FRESH STEP! priceless.
Okay, I will start by saying, with a few products such as wipes and TP and nerves I have "#2ed" at Roo almost everyday there. (I didn't really count and I can't really remember.) But hell it's a natural thing so holding back isn't very natural.
2nd, for all who want to try the ammodium (sp) or anything that works like "quickcrete" I would think it out first. A guy in our group is a huge germ-o-phobe and was so scared to go into a Port-o that he took one right when we got there then felt the urge again later Thursday night so he took another. Needless to say he laid around cause it made his stomach hurt the entire weekend and really screwed his Roo.
I don't know how anyone can go that long with out pooping. It makes me so uncomfortable. The best bet is to poop every morning. I don't really care if people know that I pooped, it's hearing it that I'm embaressed about. But I would rather get it out first thing in the morning than be uncomfortable all day. Plus, I've heard so many stories where people are so quacked up they shat their pants....I do NOT want that to be me. If that's the case, I'd rather people hear it than see it drip down my legs. HAHAH that's so gross it's funny.
Okay, I will start by saying, with a few products such as wipes and TP and nerves I have "#2ed" at Roo almost everyday there. (I didn't really count and I can't really remember.) But hell it's a natural thing so holding back isn't very natural.
2nd, for all who want to try the ammodium (sp) or anything that works like "quickcrete" I would think it out first. A guy in our group is a huge germ-o-phobe and was so scared to go into a Port-o that he took one right when we got there then felt the urge again later Thursday night so he took another. Needless to say he laid around cause it made his stomach hurt the entire weekend and really screwed his Roo.
Back in college I took camping as PE class. One guy took a bunch of Amodium because he didn't want to crap in the woods (no portas or bathrooms on the camping trip). He got taken to the hospital because he was doubled over in pain. More of a liability than a necessity being a school, but do you want to be doubled over in pain. Crapping makes you feel better. Just do it.
hah, i agree with everyone else who's commented on the title of this thread +++++++
i have way too many poop + festival horror stories that I won't go into too much detail about. One involves me not knowing that I was lactose intolerant and eating a couple of cheese sandwhiches right before I swallowed a few little pieces of paper...
the second is too horrible to mention.
anyway, ive never really had a problem pooping at the roo. those other things happened at other fests bring your own toilet paper, hand santatizer and go in right after the truck goes by early in the morning. it actually feels pretty darn good ;D
Post by arlenefavreau1 on Feb 11, 2009 8:17:29 GMT -5
The whole scene stems from feeling vulnerable while squatting or doing the doodie . Get over that and you can drop your drawers and poop infront of your family , friends ,perfect strangers . Just look at one year old child they don't run and hide untill repeatedly being told that this is nasty .
Post by kaleidoscope kristen on Feb 11, 2009 12:40:53 GMT -5
I can't imagine not having to go #2 during the 4 days with all the amazing food I eat at roo, but the actual act is pretty strange.
When you're standing in one of the few lines waiting for your turn at the Port-o-John, you can't help but glance around and wonder who in the lines have to just pee or do some business. There was a guy I saw a few times in my campsite that had the same issue of Penthouse everytime he was in line.
I don't know how some guys can do that.. whenever I'm going #2 it feels totally wrong to think of anything remotely sexual, so I try to refrain. Especially at Bonnaroo when I'm going to be using the same toilet hundreds, maybe thousands, of other people have used in the hot azz heat.
But, I can handle the bathroom situation as long as I have my tp, some germ x, and some wipes!
some old people next to us this year thought it'd be hilarious to bring some kitty litter and a portable bathroom to shat in.
Well needless to say these old I HAVE NO DADDY couldnt handle the liquor + heat + minimal food. So it was hilarious watching one to stick her head in the same bucket they were shatting in to puke.
But to their credit, I saw them walk into their self made porto john w/ a bag of new fresh step a few times
I wonder if you brought a huge plastic pan and filled it with kitty litter if someone would actually dookie in it?
Man, I'm jealous of you poopless at the Roo people. I tried to make it the whole 4 days last year, but at about 4:30 Sunday the urge hit. Good thing there was no line at the portos and our site was only about 50 yards away. Otherwise I'd have been in some trouble. And its not as bad as me trying to limit myself to one pee per day. Saturday I held one in from before B.B King until we left Pearl Jam at midnight to walk back to camp.
Post by Lawn Gnome on Feb 11, 2009 13:40:46 GMT -5
I don't know what some of you guys are talking about. I try not to poop for days before the trip to Farm, combined with a hearty diet of broccoli, red meat, salsa verde, and Hostess cupcakes, just so I CAN get busy at the Roo.
Man, I remember in 07 some guy camped not far from where I was had a hole dug in case he had to do #2. I just kept thinking the worse if it had rained over the weekend
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