The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single!

That's where my hair is now as far as cut.

not helping, love.

But she sure is pretty.

Emma Stone is one of my lesbian lovers. If you show up to Roo looking like this I'm going to bang you as soon as I see you. Fuck foreplay.

Notice the watermarks. I have a few photographer friends. They make my mess look good. Don't be fooled.

It's funny. But when I combed out my dreads(it was awful, btw, blood and tears and a lot of whiskey was involved) my hair is now curly-ish.

It always used to be straight when I was younger. I like it and hope it doesn't go away. So far its all kinds of crazy.


But I like that style too. It's fun.

I bet I could hit that first.

nah i think me and her would get along pretty well… like so well that its kinda weird. almost intimidatingly well.

nah its probably not that serious. but ill never know.

I'm sipping exactly one glass of whiskey before bed....Just one. That's it.

What are you my ghost devil?

I'm supposed to be drying out before Roo. Not marinating.

Hahahahahahahahaha's

This week on a very special episode of Intervention, 90% of inforoo is sent to rehab, which basically just turns into a frat party. Can't stop, won't stop.

liar! you're not drunk, you worked your drunk away, drink more!!

im kinda-sorta-probably an alcoholic, so Im trying really hard not to drink until we hit the road for roo on the 10th (except for friday, cause theres a party haha). but now i want a beer even more.



THANKS FOR TEMPTING ME GUYS!

Well, I'm having one. What's the worst that could happen?

I need to quit drinking, or at the very least tone it down...but alas here I am on a Wednesday night drinking a few beers. I'll justify it as training for 'Roo.