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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 4, 2014 17:56:14 GMT -5

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Post by coaybay on Jun 4, 2014 17:56:14 GMT -5

Jun 4, 2014 17:51:27 GMT -5 beckyd said:

Lets get this thread back on topic, mmkay?
sloth gifs. you're welcome.

(really though, I have been absent for too long from this thread and I'm so confused by what is happening.)

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beckyd B.O. and Fudge Toes Joined: January 2013 Posts: 311	The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 4, 2014 18:03:33 GMT -5 1karen1, Dave Maynar, and 1 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by beckyd on Jun 4, 2014 18:03:33 GMT -5 HEY.
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krunchykat Showerless Shakedown Vendor Joined: January 2008 Posts: 1,919	The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 4, 2014 19:21:44 GMT -5 1karen1, Dave Maynar, and 5 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by krunchykat on Jun 4, 2014 19:21:44 GMT -5 I saw this and you guys are the first thing I thought of. No shortage of good internet forum smut here.
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runninglouisville Mudbather If I'm ever too old for this shit, kill me. Joined: May 2011 Posts: 624	The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 4, 2014 20:03:58 GMT -5 1karen1 likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by runninglouisville on Jun 4, 2014 20:03:58 GMT -5 I'm going to start using this as my opening post for any future hookup threads: I'm going to get so laid
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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 4, 2014 20:18:15 GMT -5 via mobile runninglouisville and beckyd like this

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Post by 1karen1 on Jun 4, 2014 20:18:15 GMT -5

Jun 4, 2014 20:03:58 GMT -5 runninglouisville said:

I'm going to start using this as my opening post for any future hookup threads:

I'm going to get so laid

It'll work every time

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May 18, 2014 0:28:04 GMT -5 Monie said:

Fuck your confidence level. Get me off

~I'll give you 20$ to make my hips go ching, ching!~

~Come talk to me when your son turns 15 and knocks up some professional hooper at Burning Man.~

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 4, 2014 20:22:34 GMT -5 1karen1 likes this

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Post by runninglouisville on Jun 4, 2014 20:22:34 GMT -5

Jun 4, 2014 20:18:15 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

Jun 4, 2014 20:03:58 GMT -5 runninglouisville said:

I'm going to start using this as my opening post for any future hookup threads:

I'm going to get so laid

It'll work every time

So, ah...hey girl...can I give you these flowers?

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Post by 1karen1 on Jun 4, 2014 20:24:59 GMT -5

Jun 4, 2014 20:22:34 GMT -5 runninglouisville said:

Jun 4, 2014 20:18:15 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

It'll work every time

So, ah...hey girl...can I give you these flowers?

Sure, let me just take my pants off first.

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May 18, 2014 0:28:04 GMT -5 Monie said:

Fuck your confidence level. Get me off

~I'll give you 20$ to make my hips go ching, ching!~

~Come talk to me when your son turns 15 and knocks up some professional hooper at Burning Man.~

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 4, 2014 20:34:53 GMT -5 Monie likes this

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Jun 4, 2014 20:24:59 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

Jun 4, 2014 20:22:34 GMT -5 runninglouisville said:

So, ah...hey girl...can I give you these flowers?

Sure, let me just take my pants off first.

Awesome, I never bothered to put pants on.

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Post by beckyd on Jun 4, 2014 20:44:59 GMT -5

Jun 4, 2014 20:34:53 GMT -5 runninglouisville said:

Jun 4, 2014 20:24:59 GMT -5 1karen1 said:

Sure, let me just take my pants off first.

Awesome, I never bothered to put pants on.

Always one step ahead of the game...

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 1:50:32 GMT -5 1karen1, Monie, and 1 more like this

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Post by tronik on Jun 5, 2014 1:50:32 GMT -5

Jun 4, 2014 15:16:05 GMT -5 Monie said:

I also forgot our sexy man tronik... where the hell have you been lately?!!?

I'm here! I've always been here.

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 4:43:10 GMT -5 via mobile tronik and Monie like this

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Post by 1karen1 on Jun 5, 2014 4:43:10 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 1:50:32 GMT -5 tronik said:

Jun 4, 2014 15:16:05 GMT -5 Monie said:

I also forgot our sexy man tronik... where the hell have you been lately?!!?

I'm here! I've always been here.

In my dissociative mind, I read that with a space odyssey accent.

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May 18, 2014 0:28:04 GMT -5 Monie said:

Fuck your confidence level. Get me off

~I'll give you 20$ to make my hips go ching, ching!~

~Come talk to me when your son turns 15 and knocks up some professional hooper at Burning Man.~

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 6:06:54 GMT -5 1karen1, Monie, and 2 more like this

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Post by SilentEyedStorm on Jun 5, 2014 6:06:54 GMT -5

Jun 4, 2014 15:38:31 GMT -5 Monie said:

......But I do know for a fact that nearly EVERYONE lurks in this thread. You know you all do... don't even play.

I ain't playin' girl....I lurk in this thread. I laugh at the shenanigans. But, while I appreciate reading this type of humor, I'm not good at participating in it. Anyway, I've already purchased bacon, so..........

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runninglouisville Mudbather If I'm ever too old for this shit, kill me. Joined: May 2011 Posts: 624	The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 8:26:13 GMT -5 nerdbyrd likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by runninglouisville on Jun 5, 2014 8:26:13 GMT -5 Who wants to pork?
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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 9:22:56 GMT -5 Monie likes this

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Post by nerdbyrd on Jun 5, 2014 9:22:56 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 8:26:13 GMT -5 runninglouisville said:

Who wants to pork?

is this real?

EDIT: are these the FDA approved condoms you were talking about in your contract?

EDIT EDIT: these are super long, but super skinny. WHERE'S THE GIRTH?! do these come in XL?

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 9:30:15 GMT -5

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Post by easymorningrebel on Jun 5, 2014 9:30:15 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 9:22:56 GMT -5 nerdbyrd said:

Jun 5, 2014 8:26:13 GMT -5 runninglouisville said:

Who wants to pork?

is this real?

EDIT: are these the FDA approved condoms you were talking about in your contract?

EDIT EDIT: these are super long, but super skinny. WHERE'S THE GIRTH?! do these come in XL?

these are not at all conducive to makin bacon babies...

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 9:31:58 GMT -5

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Post by nerdbyrd on Jun 5, 2014 9:31:58 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 9:30:15 GMT -5 easymorningrebel said:

Jun 5, 2014 9:22:56 GMT -5 nerdbyrd said:

is this real?

EDIT: are these the FDA approved condoms you were talking about in your contract?

EDIT EDIT: these are super long, but super skinny. WHERE'S THE GIRTH?! do these come in XL?

these are not at all conducive to makin bacon babies...

"are you achin... yep yep yep yep
for some bacon... yep yep yep yep
YOU CAN BE A BIG PIG TOO... oi!"

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 9:32:26 GMT -5

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Post by nerdbyrd on Jun 5, 2014 9:32:26 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 9:30:48 GMT -5 @rootertooter said:

This thread is all but useless for anyone who actually wants to mingle. Why not have a Gangbang, Sloths, and Bacon thread? Or at least rename this one.

You're probably right.

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 9:44:04 GMT -5 nerdbyrd likes this

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Post by bentclip on Jun 5, 2014 9:44:04 GMT -5

Jun 4, 2014 15:53:28 GMT -5 nerdbyrd said:

Jun 4, 2014 15:35:18 GMT -5 runninglouisville said:

It's like that scene in Lady and the Tramp. Except with a giant plate of bacon.

Good thing I'm lady (bc you're tramp). I'll make sure to wear my heels and prepare for my pearl necklace

FIXED

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 9:45:00 GMT -5

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Post by nerdbyrd on Jun 5, 2014 9:45:00 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 9:44:04 GMT -5 bentclip said:

Jun 4, 2014 15:53:28 GMT -5 nerdbyrd said:

Good thing I'm lady (bc you're tramp). I'll make sure to wear my heels and prepare for my pearl necklace

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HAHAHA. Should have seen that coming!

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nerdbyrd Stanky McNasty Joined: March 2014 Posts: 2,532	The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 9:46:06 GMT -5 Cokes and bentclip like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nerdbyrd on Jun 5, 2014 9:46:06 GMT -5 I guess if i'm getting a pearl necklace, I WOULD see it coming, right??
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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 10:00:00 GMT -5 Monie likes this

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Post by easymorningrebel on Jun 5, 2014 10:00:00 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 9:58:47 GMT -5 @rootertooter said:

I will present you with a classic poem

Young Lovers
by Samuel Snow

Penis, Vagina
Walking through the meadow

Holding hands and kissing
Loving on each other

look at you, mingling!! see, not so useless after all!!

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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2014 10:03:04 GMT -5

Soo hi, I saw this thread at the top and I guess this is as good a place to start as any! LOL, obviously I'm new, but mingling sounds fun. Do you all have a meetup planned or anything?

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Jun 5, 2014 10:03:04 GMT -5 @sapphireskyy said:

Soo hi, I saw this thread at the top and I guess this is as good a place to start as any! LOL, obviously I'm new, but mingling sounds fun. Do you all have a meetup planned or anything?

depends. are you in to guys or girls or both? what are your thoughts on a gang bang?

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Post by crippledcamel on Jun 5, 2014 10:09:49 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 10:03:04 GMT -5 @sapphireskyy said:

Soo hi, I saw this thread at the top and I guess this is as good a place to start as any! LOL, obviously I'm new, but mingling sounds fun. Do you all have a meetup planned or anything?

You have no idea what you just got into. Read back a few pages and you'll see. but Welcome! 1karen1 we got fresh meat

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Chrundle_the_Great B.O. and Fudge Toes Joined: May 2012 Posts: 484	The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 10:11:25 GMT -5 1karen1, beckyd, and 2 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Chrundle_the_Great on Jun 5, 2014 10:11:25 GMT -5 My friend Clarence says that every time 'gang bang' is mentioned on Inforoo, an angel has an orgasm. Keep up the good work ladies and gents.
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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 10:13:23 GMT -5 Monie and crippledcamel like this

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Post by 1karen1 on Jun 5, 2014 10:13:23 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 10:09:49 GMT -5 crippledcamel said:

Jun 5, 2014 10:03:04 GMT -5 @sapphireskyy said:

Soo hi, I saw this thread at the top and I guess this is as good a place to start as any! LOL, obviously I'm new, but mingling sounds fun. Do you all have a meetup planned or anything?

You have no idea what you just got into. Read back a few pages and you'll see. but Welcome! 1karen1 we got fresh meat

A few?

At least go back to the 5/20 part.

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May 18, 2014 0:28:04 GMT -5 Monie said:

Fuck your confidence level. Get me off

~I'll give you 20$ to make my hips go ching, ching!~

~Come talk to me when your son turns 15 and knocks up some professional hooper at Burning Man.~

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The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 10:13:29 GMT -5

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Post by nerdbyrd on Jun 5, 2014 10:13:29 GMT -5

Jun 5, 2014 10:09:49 GMT -5 crippledcamel said:

Jun 5, 2014 10:03:04 GMT -5 @sapphireskyy said:

Soo hi, I saw this thread at the top and I guess this is as good a place to start as any! LOL, obviously I'm new, but mingling sounds fun. Do you all have a meetup planned or anything?

You have no idea what you just got into. Read back a few pages and you'll see. but Welcome! 1karen1 we got fresh meat

and the new chick is hot! and blonde!

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Deleted Joined: January 1970 Posts: 0	The Roo Hookup: mingle if you're single! Jun 5, 2014 10:13:51 GMT -5 nerdbyrd likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2014 10:13:51 GMT -5 Wow, uhhhh...such personal questions! Someone will have to get a few drinks into me before I answer those... But I guess it's Bonnaroo so anything can happen!
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