Whether it's your first Bonnaroo or you’re a music festival veteran, we welcome you to Inforoo.
Here you'll find info about artists, rumors, camping tips, and the infamous Roo Clues. Have a look around then create an account and join in the fun. See you at Bonnaroo!!
False. 2011 was my first Roo, but that sounds like a treasured memory for you to tell your grandchildren when you're old and gray, so I'm truly envious.
TPBM wears a hairnet everyday and totally owns it.
False. I'll just let Doc and Marty do that kind of thinking for me. I can't trouble myself with such matters. Although it would be nice to go back to '99 and make sure that the fiasco with the donkey show in Tijuana never happened...
TPBM has threatened violence upon a Sprint call center customer service representative at one point in their 2 year contract.
False. Disco balls are lying, cheating, stealing b******s. You give disco balls a key to your apartment, expect your TV and Xbox to be gone and half a dozen hookers high on bath salts tearing up the place when you get back. Just stay away. It's not worth getting mixed up with disco balls. By the way, did you know that 90% of all disco balls in the world are made in Louisville,KY? True story.
TPBM FedExes a blank piece of paper with spit on it to the coworker they dislike the most on a weekly basis.
Post by billypilgrim on May 2, 2013 18:45:23 GMT -5
False. They wish it was spit.
While TPBM has become adept at breathing the atmosphere on Earth, TPBM worries that it will be hard to adapt back to the atmosphere on TPBM's home planet.
false but I did go through that phase after watching "Killer Klowns from Outer Space" as a young child. not gonna lie, I still think clowns are creepy.
false, I only ride the elephant at the zoo. also, I feel like the post above had slightly creepy connotations. or maybe that's just the kind of Tuesday I'm having.
TPBM watches screaming goat videos when they should be working.
true. I am the only person who enjoyed their show at roo, and I enjoyed it immensely. I was possibly in an altered state of consciousness and it was all very magical.