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Jun 3, 2013 19:03:55 GMT -5 chicojuarz said:

Jun 3, 2013 17:06:47 GMT -5 smoothaseggs said:

"Hey, I'm up. What are you doing today? I might not make it to Bonnaroo."

Worst text I have gotten from my best friend in a long time.

Harsh way to break the news.

Especially since he was my ride. Now I have to rent a car last minute and make the trek alone.

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Jesus has returned and he drives a van.

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This is a little late but I need to post it. This is from my best friend who was flying in from BC to meet us Wednesday afternoon in Nashville, before all of us heading to Roo Thursday morn.
I got these while driving to Nashville in the middle of the night. These texts were back to back with no responses in between, which made it even funnier.

06/11/8:55pm “drive safe”
06/12/5:24am “I am hammered”
06/12/9:03am “Missed flight”

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