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You're just too young to grasp how stylin' I really was. All the boys wanted to do me when I was 5. Actually the girls did too. My haircut was confusing.
Emoney serves more of a purpose than any of you, especially Nate, whose incessant, garbled ramblings are so mindless and pointless that I get depressed just seeing them.
Emoney serves more of a purpose than any of you, especially Nate, whose incessant, garbled ramblings are so mindless and pointless that I get depressed just seeing them.
Post by crippledcamel on May 23, 2014 23:29:37 GMT -5
Me: "You guys gonna be out when I get off work?" Friend: "I might be dead in the streets Brandon. I can't make promises. Leah's in Jackson whoring around on me with her mom, it's boy's night out."
Me: "You guys gonna be out when I get off work?" Friend: "I might be dead in the streets Brandon. I can't make promises. Leah's in Jackson whoring around on me with her mom, it's boy's night out."
Emoney serves more of a purpose than any of you, especially Nate, whose incessant, garbled ramblings are so mindless and pointless that I get depressed just seeing them.
Group convo between my mother, my sister and me regarding homemade ice cream cake (also note that my sis has access to free feminine, sexual health and incontinence products through work):
Sister: I can send you some condoms to decorate it with. Or adult diapers. Me: perfect! Mix the ice cream with lube for extra smoothness? Sister: I've got strawberry flavored Sister: <pix message of ovulation tests and fertility kits> Sister: Pregnancy tests instead of candles? Me: As long as I don't have to pee on the cake to blow it out Sister: Ewe. Mother: Stop! I'm separating you two. One in the front, one in the back!
In case if you wondered if my entire family is wacko or if I am the black sheep
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
You're just too young to grasp how stylin' I really was. All the boys wanted to do me when I was 5. Actually the girls did too. My haircut was confusing.
Emoney serves more of a purpose than any of you, especially Nate, whose incessant, garbled ramblings are so mindless and pointless that I get depressed just seeing them.
I wasn't sure!"
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
