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Monie Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Queen of TMI Can't you see that I'm fuckin leisuring, beech? Joined: April 2013 Posts: 11,676	Last Text Received? Jan 26, 2015 15:49:36 GMT -5 via mobile myrowdyfriend likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Monie on Jan 26, 2015 15:49:36 GMT -5 I like her.
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Monie Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Queen of TMI Can't you see that I'm fuckin leisuring, beech? Joined: April 2013 Posts: 11,676	Last Text Received? Jan 26, 2015 23:35:14 GMT -5 via mobile crazykittensmile and bonzai like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Monie on Jan 26, 2015 23:35:14 GMT -5 "Is it bad my phone tried to autocorrect boooo to boooobs"
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Monie Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Queen of TMI Can't you see that I'm fuckin leisuring, beech? Joined: April 2013 Posts: 11,676	Last Text Received? Feb 8, 2015 12:14:14 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Monie on Feb 8, 2015 12:14:14 GMT -5 smellycat waitin on those PMs guys...
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smellycat Stanky McNasty Beyonce Greatness Denier bags o' wine! Joined: February 2014 Posts: 4,036	Last Text Received? Feb 8, 2015 12:16:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by smellycat on Feb 8, 2015 12:16:20 GMT -5 Feb 8, 2015 12:14:14 GMT -5 Monie said: smellycat waitin on those PMs guys... BRING ON THE PMs, BOOOOIIIIIISSSSSS!!
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beebee Bonnafunky Dirtyroo FLAWLESS & T.I.N. 2014 Joined: April 2014 Posts: 5,024	Last Text Received? Feb 8, 2015 16:00:21 GMT -5 via mobile crazykittensmile likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by beebee on Feb 8, 2015 16:00:21 GMT -5 "So you think Beyonce is gonna say she's pregnant tonight?"
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context: one of my friends got hammered last night at our restaurant's sales contest dinner. she decided today she wants to get her nipples pierced. my other friend is driving her there. hammered friend says she's still shitfaced.

"also. 30 seconds after I picked up tiff, I had to pull over so she could puke on hennepin"

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Deleted Joined: January 1970 Posts: 0	Last Text Received? Mar 16, 2015 8:51:31 GMT -5 crazykittensmile, Rothric, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2015 8:51:31 GMT -5 "You realize that no one born after 1921 calls them "hotcakes", right?"
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crazykittensmile Global Moderator Panda Goddess Joined: April 2006 Posts: 20,251	Last Text Received? Mar 16, 2015 10:49:29 GMT -5 chicojuarz, bonzai, and 3 more like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by crazykittensmile on Mar 16, 2015 10:49:29 GMT -5 I love Mrs .
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jfg108 Stanky McNasty Quietly accruing value Joined: June 2013 Posts: 3,331	Last Text Received? Mar 23, 2015 9:32:20 GMT -5 via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jfg108 on Mar 23, 2015 9:32:20 GMT -5 My friend: "Helicopter. We don't get Big Ten." None of that was auto correct.
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Swedish Chef Stanky McNasty The Weather Dude Bork, bork, bork! Joined: October 2014 Posts: 4,494	Last Text Received? Apr 1, 2015 8:50:34 GMT -5 Dave Maynar likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Swedish Chef on Apr 1, 2015 8:50:34 GMT -5 Apr 1, 2015 8:47:55 GMT -5 said: "Can you pick up the kids at 4:30 today?" "Your good sweatpants are in the dryer" Didn't realize there was such a thing as a "good" pair of sweatpants...
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Apr 1, 2015 8:50:34 GMT -5 Swedish Chef said:

Apr 1, 2015 8:47:55 GMT -5 said:

"Can you pick up the kids at 4:30 today?"
"Your good sweatpants are in the dryer"

Didn't realize there was such a thing as a "good" pair of sweatpants...

The baggier and trashier, the more comfortable. It's a fact.

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Apr 1, 2015 8:50:34 GMT -5 Swedish Chef said:

Apr 1, 2015 8:47:55 GMT -5 said:

"Can you pick up the kids at 4:30 today?"
"Your good sweatpants are in the dryer"

Didn't realize there was such a thing as a "good" pair of sweatpants...

Sadly,that was her point. Apparently, I need to put on pants more often.

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"If you ever call our son mushmouth again, you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor"
"oh wait"

What's wrong with Mushmouth? Better than Smashmouth.

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Apr 15, 2015 13:42:59 GMT -5 chicojuarz said:

Apr 15, 2015 13:02:30 GMT -5 said:

"If you ever call our son mushmouth again, you'll be picking your teeth up off the floor"
"oh wait"

What's wrong with Mushmouth? Better than Smashmouth.

Everything is better than Smashmouth.

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