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NothingButFlowers Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook And as things fell apart, nobody paid much attention Joined: April 2008 Posts: 10,052	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 10, 2009 18:55:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by NothingButFlowers on Oct 10, 2009 18:55:18 GMT -5 . . . I could borrow a cup of sideburns.
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gatheringking Guest	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 10, 2009 23:41:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by gatheringking on Oct 10, 2009 23:41:51 GMT -5 ...I wouldn't have to live in fear of that arbitrary "sequins limit" rule anymore.
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Druid Global Moderator The Wise One Chidless cat lady Joined: March 2007 Posts: 29,676 Gender: Female	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 11, 2009 8:19:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Druid on Oct 11, 2009 8:19:45 GMT -5 ..........I would whip out my velveteen copy of "Dogs playing poker" and put it over the fire place.
	Back to Top Nov 7, 2024 15:37:40 GMT -5 purplesun said: I don't think I will ever care enough about money to throw other people under the bus.

Fishing Maniac Stanky McNasty Who cares about apathy? ><(())*> Joined: January 2008 Posts: 3,286	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 11, 2009 12:51:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Fishing Maniac on Oct 11, 2009 12:51:18 GMT -5 I would ask him why he gets top billing over Phish.
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Deleted Joined: January 1970 Posts: 0	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 11, 2009 13:55:14 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2009 13:55:14 GMT -5 Oct 11, 2009 12:51:18 GMT -5 Fishing Maniac said: I would ask him why he gets top billing over Phish. He does not!!!
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mojoworks Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Song Title Game Addict Got My Mojo Workin' Joined: April 2007 Posts: 7,156	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 11, 2009 16:29:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mojoworks on Oct 11, 2009 16:29:29 GMT -5 I'd visit for a banana and mayonaise sandwich.
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clato Showerless Shakedown Vendor Joined: March 2007 Posts: 1,395	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 11, 2009 18:34:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by clato on Oct 11, 2009 18:34:42 GMT -5 ^banana and peanut butter and it was fried..
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clato Showerless Shakedown Vendor Joined: March 2007 Posts: 1,395	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 11, 2009 18:51:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by clato on Oct 11, 2009 18:51:27 GMT -5 I would have him cover Zeppelin songs with a Reggae band
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insidejoke Showerless Shakedown Vendor Always looking for the silver lining Joined: April 2009 Posts: 1,030	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 12, 2009 9:27:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by insidejoke on Oct 12, 2009 9:27:48 GMT -5 ...I'd try like hell to get invited to the jungle room.
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JHOinTN Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Resident Prince Licker Dearly Beloved, We are Gathered Here Today to Get Through This Thing Called Life Joined: February 2008 Posts: 11,461	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 12, 2009 11:48:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JHOinTN on Oct 12, 2009 11:48:00 GMT -5 I'd ask him to sing me to sleep every night.
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bigjohn Showerless Shakedown Vendor To do is to be; To be is to do; Doobie doobie doo! Joined: April 2007 Posts: 2,380	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 12, 2009 12:13:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bigjohn on Oct 12, 2009 12:13:27 GMT -5 Oct 11, 2009 18:34:42 GMT -5 clato said: ^banana and peanut butter and it was fried.. Yummah! Gimme some more a that! Thank ya very much!
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insidejoke Showerless Shakedown Vendor Always looking for the silver lining Joined: April 2009 Posts: 1,030	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 13, 2009 10:52:16 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by insidejoke on Oct 13, 2009 10:52:16 GMT -5 ...I would be very careful around his blue suede shoes. I wouldn't want to step on them or anything.
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questionablesanity Stanky McNasty I'll be at the waterfall clearing my head[k4r] Joined: March 2009 Posts: 3,349	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 13, 2009 12:07:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by questionablesanity on Oct 13, 2009 12:07:43 GMT -5 .....I'd probably develop a prescription pill habit.
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gatheringking Guest	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 15, 2009 0:01:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by gatheringking on Oct 15, 2009 0:01:47 GMT -5 I'd know that if I ever needed to borrow a cape, I'd be covered.
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gatheringking Guest	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 16, 2009 1:32:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by gatheringking on Oct 16, 2009 1:32:42 GMT -5 I could take comfort in the knowledge that if ever heard a gunshot, I'd know it was just him disagreeing with Wolf Blitzer.
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mojoworks Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Song Title Game Addict Got My Mojo Workin' Joined: April 2007 Posts: 7,156	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Oct 16, 2009 1:36:32 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by mojoworks on Oct 16, 2009 1:36:32 GMT -5 I'd try to nail Pricilla when he wasn't around.
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monkeymonkeyjoyjoy Showerless Shakedown Vendor Let's DANCE![k4r] Joined: January 2009 Posts: 2,365	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Jan 16, 2010 23:23:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by monkeymonkeyjoyjoy on Jan 16, 2010 23:23:50 GMT -5 I'd make some popcorn and we'd watch Bubba Ho Tep!
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ChiefPemperToadWigginsky Showerless Shakedown Vendor ?Third Eye Drops? Joined: March 2007 Posts: 1,591	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Jan 24, 2010 20:02:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ChiefPemperToadWigginsky on Jan 24, 2010 20:02:04 GMT -5 ...I'd ask him to install shag carpet on all the walls and ceiling of my recording/bath room.
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Lawn Gnome Bonnafunky Dirtyroo I can smell the colors outside on my Lawn Joined: December 2008 Posts: 7,638	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Jan 24, 2010 20:07:22 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lawn Gnome on Jan 24, 2010 20:07:22 GMT -5 ...I wouldn't have to pay a pet deposit, as long as they stayed in the Jungle Room
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ChiefPemperToadWigginsky Showerless Shakedown Vendor ?Third Eye Drops? Joined: March 2007 Posts: 1,591	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Jan 25, 2010 21:11:30 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ChiefPemperToadWigginsky on Jan 25, 2010 21:11:30 GMT -5 ... I'd make sure to always pay rent in person just to hear him say, "Thank ya', thanka very much"
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AgainstNunes! Showerless Shakedown Vendor And for the record, I saw Chocolat. Just delightful.[k4r] Joined: April 2008 Posts: 1,268	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Jan 26, 2010 12:30:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by AgainstNunes! on Jan 26, 2010 12:30:47 GMT -5 I would follow him to the bathroom so he wouldn't die on the toilet.
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Lawn Gnome Bonnafunky Dirtyroo I can smell the colors outside on my Lawn Joined: December 2008 Posts: 7,638	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Jan 26, 2010 23:21:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lawn Gnome on Jan 26, 2010 23:21:31 GMT -5 ...We would win at karaoke every F*CKING night...
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jade~natasha Mudbather Shut your mouth when you're talking to me. ;)[k4r] Joined: January 2010 Posts: 577	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Feb 18, 2010 17:08:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jade~natasha on Feb 18, 2010 17:08:18 GMT -5 I would never get rid of my fanatic Elvis-loving grandmother...
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gatheringking Guest	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Feb 19, 2010 3:05:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by gatheringking on Feb 19, 2010 3:05:36 GMT -5 ....I never want for Vitalis.
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jade~natasha Mudbather Shut your mouth when you're talking to me. ;)[k4r] Joined: January 2010 Posts: 577	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Feb 26, 2010 13:56:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by jade~natasha on Feb 26, 2010 13:56:46 GMT -5 what i said earlier OR... I would run away screaming "Zombie!!!!!!!"
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crewfan Mudbather Joined: February 2010 Posts: 746	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Mar 3, 2010 20:46:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by crewfan on Mar 3, 2010 20:46:44 GMT -5 I would get to ask if there are really only two type of people in the world.
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bunny Stanky McNasty Brunch Queen Emeritus Joined: March 2006 Posts: 3,974	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Mar 3, 2010 20:50:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bunny on Mar 3, 2010 20:50:05 GMT -5 I would get him to change his position on corn usage.
	Back to Top Mar 13, 2014 21:36:01 GMT -5 Whoreshack said: There is always a large smoking section at Brunch. Be sure to specify this in your reservation.

indigrainbowlove Guest	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Jun 14, 2010 19:44:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by indigrainbowlove on Jun 14, 2010 19:44:42 GMT -5 i would ask him to use his super powers to clean up the gulf
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yeshua Mudbather psilocybin weekend Joined: June 2010 Posts: 525	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Jul 24, 2010 23:16:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by yeshua on Jul 24, 2010 23:16:31 GMT -5 i would get tired of that guy that would inevitably stick around to tell me that he had left the building every time he stopped by
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indigrainbow Guest	If Elvis were my landlord . . . Jul 25, 2010 1:03:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by indigrainbow on Jul 25, 2010 1:03:35 GMT -5 i would conjure up a wordy legal document allowing me to stay rent free forever and ask him to sign. sorry thats not really funny, i just need a place to stay and elvis was known to sign papers without looking at them
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