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Post by Vector Viking on Jan 13, 2012 13:43:00 GMT -5
Mr. Burple went to the judge to ask for a name change. "Why do you want to change your name?" The judge asked, perplexed. "Well," said Burple, "It sounds like a fart in a bath tub." "Fair enough," said the judge. "What do you want to change it to?" "Thorp," said Burple. The judge paused. "Well, son, okay, but sounds to me like you're just changing the water level."
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a case of beer, any kind except Schlitz. The bartender says, "What's wrong with Schlitz, don't you like it? The man says, "I hate that shit". Last night I drank a whole case of Schlitz and blew chunks. The bartender says, "You drink a case of any beer you're going to blow chunks".
You don't understand said the man, Chunks is my dog.
A guy is watching an endangered gorilla species exhibit at the zoo when the only female gorilla there starts acting erratic towards the man's presence.
The zookeeper notices and approaches the man and says "Sir, our last surviving female gorilla seems to have taken a liking to you, and she is in heat. Unfortunately, she will not mate with any of the other male gorilla's, but for some reason she is interested in you. On behalf of the zoo, I'd like to make you an offer......for $1,500, you sleep with the female gorilla, impregnate her and give this species a chance to survive...."
The man, sort of appalled, steps back and replies "Whoa! I don't know man, I am going to have to think about this!"
The zoo keeper answers back "Of Course!, Please go home and sleep on it, come back tomorrow and let us know what you decide"
The man leaves, thinks it over all night, and returns the next day.
He returns to the exhibit to find the zoo keeper anxiously awaiting.
"Well, did you think about it???" the zoo keeper asked
"Yes, I did" replied the man "I thought it over, and I want to do it....I want to have sex with your gorilla.....but I don't know how I can come up with 1,500 dollars........."
ok this is a story Three dwarfs are sitting on a stoop just chilling, you know doing what dwarfs do. Dwarf 1 looks at dwarf 2 and 3 and says " man I got some small hands, I bet they are the the smallest in the world" dwarf 2 and 3 agree. dwarf 2 then notices how small his feet are and says wow! Come to think of it I got some pretty small feet. "I bet I got the smallest feet in the world". dwarf 1and 3 agree. Dwarf 3 then say "well come to think of it my weenie has got to be the smallest in the world", check it out. Dwarf 2 and 3 look and agree wow that's tiny!!. Dwarf 1 says why don't we go to Guinness and confirm this get and world record. So they all get to Guinness dwarf 1 goes in comes out 10 min later smiling, "yes I got the record for the smallest hands" dwarf 2 goes in comes out 10 min later smiling "i got the record I officially got the smallest feet" dwarf 3 gets excited goes in comes out 2 minutes later looking sad dwarf 1 and 2 ask what happened he say "Who the f*ck ever heard of madman pondo"
Post by cigarettebutt on May 24, 2012 18:39:27 GMT -5
One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do?" Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."
Post by A$AP Rosko on Nov 21, 2012 11:27:29 GMT -5
Just heard a good one:
So, little Teddy was doing poorly in math. His parents talked about it, weighed their options, and decided they should enroll him at St. Michael's, a catholic school that had a good academic reputation.
Teddy comes home from St. Michael's the first day and immediately marches up the stairs to his room to get cracking on his math homework. Immediately after dinner, he walks right back up the steps and hits the books again.
His mother pops her head into his bedroom and says, "You're working awfully hard, Teddy, do you like the new school?"
"Well," Teddy says, "today when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't f*ckin' around!"
