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So I had all these hoes ready to party at the roo, right? But those tricks were straight-up frontin, and it's time to find some new hoes. I ain't gonna let this luxury RV go to waste - so we're gonna get down with the get down and blow this thang UP.
What's Poppin'
A fully paid Bonnaroo experience like no other - with luxury RV accommodations. $5000
A bed in my pimp-ass pad. $1000 ($5000 if you're in my bed, trick.)
You get your own stupid ass to the show - I don't have time to deal with stupid hoes and doling out rides. How many mutha-fing times we gon' stop for a damn bathroom? Zero. I pee in bottles on road trips, hoe.
Also on offer- you can bring as many as your trick hoe friends as you want, as long as they don't have no diseases.
The chance to party with ME at Bonnaroo - Mother F'n priceless.
What's NOT Poppin'
Cuddling or back-rubs
Money - you go make your own and bring some back while you're at it.
Anything not clearly mentioned above.
What Kind of Hoes I'm Looking For:
Must-Halves
You got to LOVE to get nasty - you know what I'm sayin? Personally, I'm an anal and toys kind of guy - but I'm ok with other weird kinky-ass stuff as well. However, if you don't get down on your trick knees, that might be a problem. If you're not that adventurous, you better be in to anal.
Someone who knows how to rock through party favors like a crackhead just outta jail, son.
About Me
I'm a 44 year old former male porn star, who now pimps out filthy tricks at festivals with a bunch of stupid hippie white people. I spend all my cash on party favors and taking care of my hoes - so know you'll be good if you're with me. I'm the flyest looking cat you have ever seen - and chances are your panties will be off within about 3 minutes of meeting me (1 minute if I'm not wearing a shirt).
How to Apply
Show up at Bonnaroo - and find me.
All decisions on who makes it on to my trick-hoe fantasy bus will be made by me, and once you're mine - you're mine, ho.
So I had all these hoes ready to party at the roo, right? But those tricks were straight-up frontin, and it's time to find some new hoes. I ain't gonna let this luxury RV go to waste - so we're gonna get down with the get down and blow this thang UP.
What's Poppin'
A fully paid Bonnaroo experience like no other - with luxury RV accommodations. $5000
A bed in my pimp-ass pad. $1000 ($5000 if you're in my bed, trick.)
You get your own stupid ass to the show - I don't have time to deal with stupid hoes and doling out rides. How many mutha-fing times we gon' stop for a damn bathroom? Zero. I pee in bottles on road trips, hoe.
Also on offer- you can bring as many as your trick hoe friends as you want, as long as they don't have no diseases.
The chance to party with ME at Bonnaroo - Mother F'n priceless.
What's NOT Poppin'
Cuddling or back-rubs
Money - you go make your own and bring some back while you're at it.
Anything not clearly mentioned above.
What Kind of Hoes I'm Looking For:
Must-Halves
You got to LOVE to get nasty - you know what I'm sayin? Personally, I'm an anal and toys kind of guy - but I'm ok with other weird kinky-ass stuff as well. However, if you don't get down on your trick knees, that might be a problem. If you're not that adventurous, you better be in to anal.
Someone who knows how to rock through party favors like a crackhead just outta jail, son.
About Me
I'm a 44 year old former male porn star, who now pimps out filthy tricks at festivals with a bunch of stupid hippie white people. I spend all my cash on party favors and taking care of my hoes - so know you'll be good if you're with me. I'm the flyest looking cat you have ever seen - and chances are your panties will be off within about 3 minutes of meeting me (1 minute if I'm not wearing a shirt).
How to Apply
Show up at Bonnaroo - and find me.
All decisions on who makes it on to my trick-hoe fantasy bus will be made by me, and once you're mine - you're mine, ho.
Saw her last night at the club and thought about this thread immediately, thinking you might be interested....I know her friend so I can get your her info ASAP
