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A Thieve's Parade 2/24 Conspirator 2/26 Kevin Smith 3/11 Keller 3/17 Papadosio 3/18 JJ Grey 3/25 Bela Fleck/Edgar Meyer 3/26 Toubab Krewe 3/27 O'Death 4/11 Budos Band 4/22 EOTO 4/28 Summer Camp 5/6-29 All Good
how do my robots figure into this partying census/sausage fest survey/ gender gap pole?
The answer is obvious. With the overwhelming girl to guy ratio in response to DMB and KOL headliners, women will exercise their gender and numerical superiority. They will topple the magnificent monument to masculinity, i.e. the mushroom fountain, and replace it with a large, canoe-shaped wading pool. We can expect a *small* fountain at one end to give a meager spray when the pool is filled to capacity (with waders). A small grove of palm trees and ferns is located on the fountain end to provide shade.
Attending to waders and loungers is a small, dedicated contingent of cute, harmless robots, programmed to respond to any request by poolside visitors. These robots will squirt liberal gobs of sunscreen if given the slightest compliment, or patted and rubbed. They are programmed to be *extremely* sensitive in this manner. Based on Cursedlono's idea, here a a picture of the robot attendees:
A Thieve's Parade 2/24 Conspirator 2/26 Kevin Smith 3/11 Keller 3/17 Papadosio 3/18 JJ Grey 3/25 Bela Fleck/Edgar Meyer 3/26 Toubab Krewe 3/27 O'Death 4/11 Budos Band 4/22 EOTO 4/28 Summer Camp 5/6-29 All Good
I'll be there single this year. Went with a bf past 3 years but he's outta the pic now. So count me in with the hot single girls And i'll be there with 3 dudes (my bro, a married guy, and a single guy) and anothe single lady.
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