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indigrainbow Guest	sarcastic genie game Jul 18, 2010 23:12:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by indigrainbow on Jul 18, 2010 23:12:02 GMT -5 pretty simple. post how the sarcastic genie grants the wish above you (as literally or figuratively as you like), then place a wish for the next to post to grant. i wish i could fly
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indigrainbow Guest	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 2:49:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by indigrainbow on Jul 19, 2010 2:49:51 GMT -5 wish granted.. but its all SASE and in a combination of individually-mailed paper and coin that costs one million total to have it all shipped i wish i had a jumbo jet
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holls Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Grammar Goddess "Make tiny changes to earth." ~Scott Hutchison (@owljohn) Joined: June 2010 Posts: 9,632	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 7:44:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by holls on Jul 19, 2010 7:44:19 GMT -5 Wish Granted. The jet has plush velvet seats and a big ol' disco ball in the center; Stevie Wonder is the pilot. I wish I had a pet unicorn.
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sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 10:25:03 GMT -5

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Post by monkeymonkeyjoyjoy on Jul 19, 2010 10:25:03 GMT -5

Wish granted! He is your best friend wherever you go, and loves you unconditionally! However, the only thing you can feed him is human blood!

I wish I had the perfect solution to clean up all of the oil, and that they would actually let me take care of it!!!

Edit - I 4got the sarcasm....oopsy to me!

All fixed now...with bloooood!

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billypilgrim Bonnafunky Dirtyroo That Guy Don't be me. Joined: May 2006 Posts: 5,391	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 12:33:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by billypilgrim on Jul 19, 2010 12:33:08 GMT -5 Wish granted. It turns out you can soak up all the oil with puppy fur. But the puppies, which you'll need a million or so of, will all die. Now get to work. I wish that my dog was less yappy.
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indigrainbow Guest	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 12:58:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by indigrainbow on Jul 19, 2010 12:58:26 GMT -5 wish granted. your dog is now yappy but is now more yippy. i wish i didnt have a toothache
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sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 15:25:36 GMT -5

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Post by monkeymonkeyjoyjoy on Jul 19, 2010 15:25:36 GMT -5

Wish granted...however, it will only stop if you remove all of them and become toothless for life. Drinking may help...haha.

I wish I had a teleporter to get fun people up here for raising hell and getting chased by mobs in MPLS sometimes! ;D

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holls Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Grammar Goddess "Make tiny changes to earth." ~Scott Hutchison (@owljohn) Joined: June 2010 Posts: 9,632	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 15:31:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by holls on Jul 19, 2010 15:31:02 GMT -5 Wish granted...but we can only come during blizzard conditions and hell-raising can only occur inside the Mall of America. I wish 'Roo lasted year-round.
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billypilgrim Bonnafunky Dirtyroo That Guy Don't be me. Joined: May 2006 Posts: 5,391	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 15:54:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by billypilgrim on Jul 19, 2010 15:54:51 GMT -5 As you wish. But to accommodate the new year-long format, they can't hold it as frequently. The next one will be in 2034. I wish that my mortgage was paid off.
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Scrog Bonnafunky Dirtyroo )'([k4r] Joined: May 2010 Posts: 5,706	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 16:43:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scrog on Jul 19, 2010 16:43:29 GMT -5 Wish granted, but to do this you sold you soul to the Scrogfather. I wish I was a baller.
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Post by Mike D on Jul 19, 2010 20:50:57 GMT -5

Granted, you are now a balla, shot caller, 30 inch rims on da impala. You go for your first balla cruse in your impala and become the victim of the tru ballas drive by. Hope you don't go to hell!!

I wish I had a photographic memory.

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holls Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Grammar Goddess "Make tiny changes to earth." ~Scott Hutchison (@owljohn) Joined: June 2010 Posts: 9,632	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 21:00:48 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by holls on Jul 19, 2010 21:00:48 GMT -5 Wish granted. But you have a recurring visual that appears every five minutes and it's of Squeaky Fromme wearing a viking helmet and she's smearing Zebra Cakes all over her old, wrinkly boobs. I wish I lived by the sea.
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indigrainbow Guest	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 21:19:57 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by indigrainbow on Jul 19, 2010 21:19:57 GMT -5 granted, but its in the gulf i wish i was an octopus
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Scrog Bonnafunky Dirtyroo )'([k4r] Joined: May 2010 Posts: 5,706	sarcastic genie game Jul 19, 2010 23:25:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scrog on Jul 19, 2010 23:25:10 GMT -5 granted, but you live in the Gulf I wish I was more original
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indigrainbow Guest	sarcastic genie game Jul 20, 2010 0:56:46 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by indigrainbow on Jul 20, 2010 0:56:46 GMT -5 granted, you realize your own originality i wish i knew what a full double rainbow means
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Scrog Bonnafunky Dirtyroo )'([k4r] Joined: May 2010 Posts: 5,706	sarcastic genie game Jul 20, 2010 9:59:45 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scrog on Jul 20, 2010 9:59:45 GMT -5 Granted, but to do this you will be anal raped by Sasquatch, without lube, and no reach around I want to land on the Moon
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sarcastic genie game Jul 20, 2010 10:21:35 GMT -5

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Post by Scrog on Jul 20, 2010 10:21:35 GMT -5

(hope it is not cold on the moon

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Monkey you did not leave a wish, so I will go with your Quote,
"I just want to see you smile"

Wish granted, but your forever stuck on the moon watching me smile as I am forever stuck on the moon levitating there upside down, permanently - naked.

I wish the to eat what I want when I want and not get fat.

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billypilgrim Bonnafunky Dirtyroo That Guy Don't be me. Joined: May 2006 Posts: 5,391	sarcastic genie game Jul 20, 2010 15:00:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by billypilgrim on Jul 20, 2010 15:00:31 GMT -5 Wish granted. But you've got 8 seconds to live. I wish that I had my own personal bourbon distiller.
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kdogg Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook K-Dizzle Joined: December 2007 Posts: 10,175	sarcastic genie game Jul 21, 2010 1:00:00 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kdogg on Jul 21, 2010 1:00:00 GMT -5 Wish granted. You have your own personal bourbon distiller... but Eliot Ness just busted him so you're off to 1920s federal pound-you-in-the-ass prison. I wish Obama was change I could believe in.
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Scrog Bonnafunky Dirtyroo )'([k4r] Joined: May 2010 Posts: 5,706	sarcastic genie game Jul 21, 2010 2:10:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scrog on Jul 21, 2010 2:10:58 GMT -5 Granted, but your cage is made of compressed sand. I wish I was a Great White
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kdogg Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook K-Dizzle Joined: December 2007 Posts: 10,175	sarcastic genie game Jul 21, 2010 3:05:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kdogg on Jul 21, 2010 3:05:51 GMT -5 Wish granted! You set a Rhode Island nightclub on fire eight or nine years ago. I wish I could go to Lollapalooza.
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sarcastic genie game Jul 21, 2010 3:45:47 GMT -5

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(hahahaha good one!^^^)

Granted, you are head to Grant park, but your are the black keys on Lady Gaga's piano, who cancels 3 hours before her set, due to a throat infection caused by Alex Rodriguez.

I wish I lived in a world of Utopia

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holls Bonnafunky Dirtyroo Grammar Goddess "Make tiny changes to earth." ~Scott Hutchison (@owljohn) Joined: June 2010 Posts: 9,632	sarcastic genie game Jul 21, 2010 9:50:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by holls on Jul 21, 2010 9:50:37 GMT -5 Wish granted, but the radio stations play only Pablo Honey, all the time. I wish I was bulletproof.
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sarcastic genie game Jul 21, 2010 10:11:39 GMT -5

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Post by monkeymonkeyjoyjoy on Jul 21, 2010 10:11:39 GMT -5

Your wish is granted sweet lady ~ however due to how your body changes to resist bullets, you can no longer 'get some'!

Edit - Grrr...customers interrupting me...lol...

I wish I wouldn't keep on f-ing up this game! Nice cover up there Scrog

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indigrainbow Guest	sarcastic genie game Jul 21, 2010 11:57:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by indigrainbow on Jul 21, 2010 11:57:18 GMT -5 granted, but now everyone loses interest in this game i wish i hadnt done that
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