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Girl: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey quacksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass! Dude: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and quackstart her head!
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride. " Raoul Duke
Post by Vw'ndeadchick on Mar 12, 2011 21:41:25 GMT -5
the way of the gun
- It's not like my mother is a maniac or a raving thing. She just goes a little mad sometimes. We all go a little mad sometimes. Haven't you? - Yes. Sometimes just one time can be enough.
"I'm sorry, too, Dmitri... I'm very sorry... *All right*, you're sorrier than I am, but I am as sorry as well... I am as sorry as you are, Dmitri! Don't say that you're more sorry than I am, because I'm capable of being just as sorry as you are... So we're both sorry, all right?... All right. "
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Post by FuzzyWarbles on Mar 13, 2011 21:48:46 GMT -5
^ Arthur. I hear that it is being remade with Russell Brand in Dudley Moore's lead role.
See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and smurfs. lady-flowers think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to quack all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your smurfs, Chuck. And all the smurfs want is to Leno all over everything! So, lady-flowers may get mad at dicks once in a while, because lady-flowers get quacked by dicks. But dicks also quack smurfs, Chuck. And if they didn't quack the smurfs, you know what you'd get? You'd get your smurf and your lady-flower all covered in Leno!
You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!
Post by theshining on Mar 13, 2011 21:58:01 GMT -5
^ Half Baked
"Wendy, Darling, Light of my life, I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence, I'm not going to hurt you, I'm going to bash your brains in!"
"Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in."
"My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!"
Post by billypilgrim on Mar 16, 2011 17:59:54 GMT -5
Weird Science
Man 1: Does your dog bite? Man 2: No. Man 1: [bowing down to pet the dog] Nice doggie. [Dog barks and bites Man 1's hand] Man 1: I thought you said your dog did not bite! Man 2: That is not my dog.
Guy 1: Hey, I hope you don't mind, I got up a little early, so I took the liberty of milking your cow for you. Yeah, it took a little while to get her warmed up, she sure is a stubborn one, whew. [Takes a drink from the bucket] Guy 2: We don't have a cow. We have a bull. Guy 1: I'm gonna brush my teeth.
Post by Vw'ndeadchick on Mar 16, 2011 23:29:32 GMT -5
kingpin
heres an easy one: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Guy 1: But, this map is heavy... It's got all of those... robes on it. Robes? Rogues? Guy 2: Roads! Guy 1 and Guy 2: Aahahahaha! Guy 1: I'm stoned... so are you! Dammit! The nitrous oxide's leaking into the car! OK, calm down... we just gotta keep under the speed limit... limit... Limit! Haha, that's another one of those freaky words!
(like me, this is easy, yes I know. Now off to the AIFWG)
