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man 1: careful, there are boats all over the place! man 2: They'll get out of the way. I learned that on the Saratoga. man 1: The U.S.S. Saratoga? man 2: Yeah, the old Sara.
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride. " Raoul Duke
Man 1: How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits when it takes the entire grit-eating world 20 minutes? Man 2: Um... I'm a fast cook, I guess. Man 1: What? I'm sorry I was over there. Did you just say you were a fast cook? Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than any place on the face of the earth? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove. Were these magic grits? Did you buy them from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans?
"The possibility of physical and mental collapse is now very real. No sympathy for the Devil, keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride. " Raoul Duke
Post by Vw'ndeadchick on Mar 21, 2011 8:18:06 GMT -5
my cousin vinny - my favorite quote from that movie is when marissa tomei yells at him for wanting to kill the dear "bam and fuckin bullet rips off part of your head."
"I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts. "
Post by billypilgrim on Mar 21, 2011 12:00:03 GMT -5
Breakfast Club
See. if I'm thirsty, I don't want a glass of water. I want you to sympathize. I want you to say, ''Gloria. I, too, know what it feels like to be thirsty. I, too, have had a dry mouth.''
I want you to connect with me through sharing and understanding the concept of dry mouthedness.
"I ain't gonn' be moved on this. Right or wrong, you gonn' mind me. Like Jesus Christ said, "Imma suffa' you. IMMA SUFFA' YOU!" Get yo ass back in my house"
Easy one, but because of jlm77's avatar I have to do it. Guy 1: "What kind of beer do you like?" Guy 2: "Heineken." Guy 1: "Heineken? quack that Leno! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
Post by billypilgrim on Mar 23, 2011 11:13:35 GMT -5
The Wizard of Oz?
Man 1: There's something very important I forgot to tell you. Man 2: What? Man 1: Don't cross the streams. Man 2: Why? Man 1: It would be bad. Man 2: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad"? Man 1: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Man 3: Total protonic reversal. Man 2: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip.
"Here are just a few of the key ingredients: dynamite, pole vaulting, laughing gas, choppers - can you see how incredible this is going to be? - hang gliding, come on!"
Newsreel announcer: Young people from all over the globe are joining up to fight for the future. Soldier #1: I'm doing my part. Soldier #2: I'm doing my part. Soldier #3: I'm doing my part. Young kid dressed up as a soldier: I'm doing my part too. Newsreel announcer: They're doing their part. Are you? Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world. Service guarantees citizenship.
You and me, we're gonna have a fight. Today. After school. Three o'clock. In the parking lot. You try and run, I'm gonna track you down. You go to a teacher, it's only gonna get worse. You sneak home, I'm gonna be under your bed.
As the cars roar into Pennsylvania, the cradle of liberty, it seems apparent that our citizens are staying off the streets, which may make scoring particularly difficult, even with this year's rule changes. To recap those revisions: women are still worth 10 points more than men in all age brackets, but teenagers now rack up 40 points, and toddlers under 12 now rate a big 70 points. The big score: anyone, any sex, over 75 years old has been upped to 100 points.