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Maybe I'll throw myself to the dogs, but my back's not to the wall Maybe I'll lay some bricks for the man, but the days just aren't that long So if I settle back and chill will I see far enough to feel the angel's dream? I thought it was the Story of the World!
"Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience. "-Mitch Hedberg
This is a long one, but it's one of the finest quotes in the history of film. It chokes me up every time.
Hey! Would you just stop it? Would you just hold on a minute? Look at you guys... fighting on the Malaka-Laka board! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Back in the driveway, we were nothing! Now we've risen to the highest level, but you're throwin' it all away! If you've forgotten what --------- means to America, you have only to look at this board - the Malaka-Laka Balance Board of Trust. Don't you see what we have here? A game where guys with bad backs and bad knees can... get together and compete on the same field as guys that are all goosed up on steroids. But more than anything, isn't this game about gettin' together with your friends and just havin' a good time? I remember. I remember a long time ago, I didn't have anybody. You guys took me in. I guess that's why it kills me to see you like this. If we can't be friends... then the heart and soul are out of this game. Certainly out of me. I know I'll never get that back again. We have sullied the waters of the Lagoon of Peace! I'm begging you, for the love of our Caribbean brothers, dudes, stop this madness!
Post by ebinchanged on Apr 12, 2007 12:22:09 GMT -5
Baseketball!!!
Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday night. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. So hit me with music. Hit me with music, now, yeah. Hit me with music. Brutalize me with music.
One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. So hit me with music. Hit me with music, now, yeah. Hit me with music. Brutalize me with music.
"Do you know how many gunmen it took to kill JFK?" "No, how many?" "None. The answer is there were no gunmen at all. Kennedy's head just did that. I call it the 'No Bullet Theory.'"
Post by ejamesglend on Apr 19, 2007 18:54:03 GMT -5
The wrong guy
1: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have... reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living... if you don't have a d!ck?"
"My greatest hope is to laugh as much as cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return" Maya Angelou
"We can't do much about the length of our lives, but we can do plenty about it's width and depth" Evan Esar
"Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen, and thinking what nobody has thought." Albert Szent-Gyorgi
Post by sparklybecca on Apr 19, 2007 19:36:04 GMT -5
^donny darko
Summer romances begin for all kinds of reasons, but when all is said and done, they have one thing in common. They're shooting stars, a spectacular moment of light in the heavens, fleeting glimpse of eternity, and in a flash they're gone.
They was giving me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot! The next woman takes me on's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars
"Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience. "-Mitch Hedberg
Although, so far there's no known treatment for death's crippling effects, still everyone can acquaint himself with the three early warning signs of death: one, rigor mortis; two, a rotting smell; three, occasional drowsiness.
"Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience. "-Mitch Hedberg
Post by blazeaway54 on Apr 20, 2007 4:44:01 GMT -5
Due to an incredibly bizarre set of circumstances, I know the answer. Kentucky Fried Movie. Had I read this two days earlier or much later on than today I probably wouldn't have, but sometimes things just work out.
Moving on, another all-time favorite:
Character 1: I don't want any trouble. Character 2: Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and LOOK for trouble.
NEXT: Well, the Chinese were only using a simple polyphoneticly grouped twenty square digit key, transposed from booster verdonic form, with multiple nulls. I broke it with this.
"Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience. "-Mitch Hedberg
Keeping with the theme: Who gives a sh** what you believe! In 30 seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up, and be home in time for corn flakes.
"Chicago is known as the Windy City, and Montana is called the Big Sky State, so I think that we should somehow combine the two to create the ultimate kite-flying experience. "-Mitch Hedberg
Character 1: If you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you? Character 2: What? Character 1: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
Post by poopzilla33 on Apr 21, 2007 14:44:03 GMT -5
^dr. strangelove???? i think i'm right. tell me if i'm wrong ;D
Ed: What's wrong? Were you bitten by a sheep? Dexter: What? Ed: Did you lose your trousers? [looks down at Dexter's legs] Dexter: No! Look, you are an unusually bad guesser, so I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you why I'm upset. I gotta come up with $1900 to fix some jerk's car, another $800 to fix my mother's car, and I just got fired. Man! I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger... and he yelled at me... and he assaulted me... and he made fun of me... Ed: [after a long pause] Boy... you must really suck!
^dr. strangelove???? i think i'm right. tell me if i'm wrong ;D
Ed: What's wrong? Were you bitten by a sheep? Dexter: What? Ed: Did you lose your trousers? [looks down at Dexter's legs] Dexter: No! Look, you are an unusually bad guesser, so I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you why I'm upset. I gotta come up with $1900 to fix some jerk's car, another $800 to fix my mother's car, and I just got fired. Man! I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger... and he yelled at me... and he assaulted me... and he made fun of me... Ed: [after a long pause] Boy... you must really suck!
You were correct and that is definitely Good Burger.
Well, Mr. Anderson... We were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, YOU FAILED. God giveth, and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't f*ck with the Department of Motor Vehicle. We can make your life a living hell.
^dr. strangelove???? i think i'm right. tell me if i'm wrong ;D
Ed: What's wrong? Were you bitten by a sheep? Dexter: What? Ed: Did you lose your trousers? [looks down at Dexter's legs] Dexter: No! Look, you are an unusually bad guesser, so I'm just gonna go ahead and tell you why I'm upset. I gotta come up with $1900 to fix some jerk's car, another $800 to fix my mother's car, and I just got fired. Man! I can't believe Kurt fired me from Mondo Burger... and he yelled at me... and he assaulted me... and he made fun of me... Ed: [after a long pause] Boy... you must really suck!
good burger.
"it'd be alot cooler if you did....."
Guess I was too slow while trying to come up with a quote...that's Dazed and Confused
You were correct and that is definitely Good Burger.
Well, Mr. Anderson... We were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, YOU FAILED. God giveth, and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't f*ck with the Department of Motor Vehicle. We can make your life a living hell.
Licensed to drive was the film.
"Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!"
You were correct and that is definitely Good Burger.
Well, Mr. Anderson... We were able to retrieve your test results from the computer. And as I suppose you already know, YOU FAILED. God giveth, and the DMV taketh away. You mustn't f*ck with the Department of Motor Vehicle. We can make your life a living hell.
Licensed to drive was the film.
"Do you sell hubcaps for a '72 Pinto hatchback? Ooh, Mini-Trucker Magazine!"
