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Post by LucyRoo & AdamToo on Jul 7, 2007 11:25:57 GMT -5
I'm not sure if anyone else had this problem.....
On Friday morning/ Thursday night we came "home" to our tent only to find that someone pooped outside of our door! It was right where the zipper meets the ground. My friends and I then made up all kinds of crazy scenarios involving the "bonnaroo bomber", how he sneaks around in the dead of night/ morning and bombs unsuspecting festival goers! We paid someone 3 bucks the next day to clean it up! Hillarious! Only at bonnaroo would I laugh about someone pooping by my stuff!
*i like coconuts, you can break them open they smell like ladies lyin in the sun** *Hell I don't even know where I am** *for now I must sit here and ponder the yonder: The herbivores did well cause their food didn't never run** *We listen, if it feels good We shake** *You made a big impression for a girl of your size, Now I can't get by without you and your big brown eyes.**
Post by LucyRoo & AdamToo on Jul 8, 2007 18:34:01 GMT -5
Yeah, it was pretty sick, to say the least. One of those thing that if you don't laugh it off it's gonna piss you off. Probably someone wayyy out of there head. Had to be.
Post by mindexpansi0n on Jul 8, 2007 23:23:28 GMT -5
That is wrong is many ways, but strangely amusing... hillarious in fact. I hope it was at least a solid and not post-carnival-food colon madness
lucyroo said:
I'm not sure if anyone else had this problem.....
On Friday morning/ Thursday night we came "home" to our tent only to find that someone pooped outside of our door! It was right where the zipper meets the ground. My friends and I then made up all kinds of crazy scenarios involving the "bonnaroo bomber", how he sneaks around in the dead of night/ morning and bombs unsuspecting festival goers! We paid someone 3 bucks the next day to clean it up! Hillarious! Only at bonnaroo would I laugh about someone pooping by my stuff!
Post by LucyRoo & AdamToo on Jul 8, 2007 23:58:48 GMT -5
Thanks for the karma guys!!
And no, unfortunately it was not solid. It was kinda like that Chappelle Show episode with the 'crack head' poop. Man, the more I talk about it the gross-er I realize it was! But for some reason, still funny! We were in tent only too, and the tents were so close, I just can't imagine the mentality to just squat right down. Long night I guess... haha! Telling our neighbors about it made it even funnier cause my friend walked up to them and yelled, "We were BOMBED last night!!" Following with an explanation. Maybe it was the heat or something else (wink), but I was lmao big time!
I saw something similar, but surprisingly more disturbing. It was a random 'bombing' - but there were two of them... I'm guessing from two different parties. So, not only was it 'I'm going to poop right here in this random spot' but there was someone behind that guy who said 'oh, this is where poop goes, great, I've got some to add'... bizarre.
Post by LucyRoo & AdamToo on Jul 10, 2007 11:18:44 GMT -5
I would have yelled COOOORRRRNNNNNNCatttttttt!!!!!!!!! Starting off really load, but then fading like I'm far away! It would have been heard from all corners of 'roo. (lmao!!)
Post by dogstarman on Jul 10, 2007 14:53:35 GMT -5
Thursday night at 'roo, I was wandering back to my tent and got the overwhelming need to drop a deuce. I mean OVERWHELMING. Fortunately a combination of extreme muscular control and brisk walking got me to a porta john. Otherwise, someone would be posting about me in this thread.
Thursday night at 'roo, I was wandering back to my tent and got the overwhelming need to drop a deuce. I mean OVERWHELMING. Fortunately a combination of extreme muscular control and brisk walking got me to a porta john. Otherwise, someone would be posting about me in this thread.
HAHA! Would you have been man enough anyways to step up and say... "ahem, sorry guys, that doob i dropped on your doorstep was me..."
I don't know, if i was posting in a thread and i knew i had done the deed, i would have probably made up something like how strong willed i was and how i held it for a really long... WAIT A MINUTE!!! IT WAS YOU... GET 'EMMMMMM!
or if i had done it, i would have laughed started pointing fingers and started gathering an angry mob to chase after someone else.... but that's just me... ;D
Thursday night at 'roo, I was wandering back to my tent and got the overwhelming need to drop a deuce. I mean OVERWHELMING. Fortunately a combination of extreme muscular control and brisk walking got me to a porta john. Otherwise, someone would be posting about me in this thread.
HAHA! Would you have been man enough anyways to step up and say... "ahem, sorry guys, that doob i dropped on your doorstep was me..."
I don't know, if i was posting in a thread and i knew i had done the deed, i would have probably made up something like how strong willed i was and how i held it for a really long... WAIT A MINUTE!!! IT WAS YOU... GET 'EMMMMMM!
or if i had done it, i would have laughed started pointing fingers and started gathering an angry mob to chase after someone else.... but that's just me... ;D
I'm pretty honest, so, yeah, I would definitely say something.
I was at a Skinny Puppy concert a few years back and got really drunk and accidentally stepped on someone in a rush to get to the bathroom. I posted about it on an SP message board the following week and wound up getting into a heated argument with the girl I stepped on. We wound up making nice though.
that works for me... i accidently cut in line at a port a potty once and this lady ran up and grabbed my arm about to hit the shit out of me and i was just like, jesus, i had no idea i even cut you. this other guy had started a line and i got in the line, how was i supposed to know.
Post by dogstarman on Jul 11, 2007 10:24:43 GMT -5
asdoye111 said:
that works for me... i accidently cut in line at a port a potty once and this lady ran up and grabbed my arm about to hit the nuts out of me and i was just like, jesus, i had no idea i even cut you. this other guy had started a line and i got in the line, how was i supposed to know.
Those porta potty lines were pretty confusing at times.
Post by strumntheguitar on Jul 11, 2007 10:26:20 GMT -5
I wouldn't even consider those "lines" infront of the porta potties. It was more of a "look at the person next to you. If they don't take a step forward immediately then it's your turn" kind of thing.
Post by dogstarman on Jul 11, 2007 10:52:34 GMT -5
strumntheguitar said:
I wouldn't even consider those "lines" infront of the porta potties. It was more of a "look at the person next to you. If they don't take a step forward immediately then it's your turn" kind of thing.
Heh...yah, I went on that somtimes. It was weird because at some rows of porta potties, the people would line up at each one. The at others, people would form a line before the row and take the next available one. That really messed with me. I don't think straight on a full bladder anyways, so I would just blow right into the fray and grab an open stall.
I shudder every time I think about the one I went into that smelled heavily of sex. I don't even want to touch the walls of one of those things, let alone have sex in one.
