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Has anyone been at the Centeroo gate at noon for the opening ceremony celebration? I heard about this for the first time last year and wondered what all they did. Is it something worthwhile to see? I do plan on checking this out this year.
Post by Dave Maynar on Apr 25, 2011 13:11:21 GMT -5
I am 99% sure that I was there when Centeroo opened last year, and I do not remember any festivities. I was pretty sleep deprived at the time though due to the clusterquack that was going in Wednesday overnight last year.
Yeah, there's really no ceremony. Just a bunch of people standing around complaining that they are waiting in line for no reason and a bunch of security people drinking water and waiting for somebody to tell them it's okay to let people in.
Wait till I get there early on Wendsday I will preempt the opening ceremonies with my blessing of the corn at the gates of centeroo it will involve a corn cob pipe and Aliestiar Crowley Magik Book a game of naked twister. And end with the burning of the now two 22 year olds in their RV. Eminem will show go off the wagon. Neil Young will show up and set fire to the corn. New groupies shall be made. I will reenact Powers Booths famous role in the Jonestown movie and will give out the kool-aid. We shall tranquilify the godless and make new believers of them. The water shall fresh and clean from the fountain. And I will do the greatest disappearing act of all time I shall hop onto a golf cart pioleted by Cheech and we shall disappear with the Workaholics Crew in a cloud of smoke. And then Ashley Capps shall greet each one of us at the gate and give us a pint of Ben and Jerry's Bonnaroo Buzz and a fifth of Pure Grain Alcohol and a gallon of liquid latex.
1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
After this Bonnaroo all you ladies mark the date march 14th(9 months from now) you should be freshley graduated from lamaz class fellers I pray to god that you bought your tickets under someone else's name. There will be a mass paternity suit on all male patrons. Transgendered people try not to impregnate yourself. Girls who like girls that like me line up the harem is forming. Peopele that are there for the gay meet up will also have an opportunity to adopt an extra kid as the fountain water shall cause an outbreak of twins. If you love on animals you are still a sick fuck and Bonnaroo will never help you carry out your sick experiment to replace wooks with wolverinepeople the body of man the head of a beast and the soul of a killer.
1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
wake n bake, rise with red eyes, turn and burn, pillow and billow, roust n roast, raise and toast, oj and roll j, puffin muffin, pancake n bake, big bowl of raisin bran and a big bowl of resin man, bisquick and quick hit this sh!t, bush and brush, froth and floss, scope n dope, listerine and mr green, moch 3 turbo and pack the herbo
Yes. I like this idea. We can do a "carrying the torch" across the country like they do for the Olympics. When the torch finally reaches Centeroo a giant spliff will be lit and signal the beginning of the ceremonies.
The water has some weird chemicals in it, here in Kentucky.
Does this mean I can sell KY tap water @ Bonnaroo? I will drive to Hunter S. THompson childhood home in Louisville and get a jug from the tap we will pass it around like moonshine as the gates open and the holy conch shell is blown
1-1-12 Bassnectar NYE SHOW! 1-21-12 G. Love and Special Sauce 3-1-12 Radiohead 3-9-12 Experience Hendrix 5-15-12 Jack White @ The Ryman 6-7-12 Bonnaroo 6-19-12 Roger Waters presents "THE WALL" 7-7-12 Ringo Starr's 72nd Birthday Party Extravaganza at the Ryman
The water has some weird chemicals in it, here in Kentucky.
Does this mean I can sell KY tap water @ Bonnaroo? I will drive to Hunter S. THompson childhood home in Louisville and get a jug from the tap we will pass it around like moonshine as the gates open and the holy conch shell is blown
kentucky tap water, known to those outside the state as "bourbon"
