Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012

curteebee
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Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 2:35:15 GMT -5

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Post by curteebee on May 20, 2011 2:35:15 GMT -5

This year I jumped head-first back into the music business. It has my finances totally out of wack and I will not be able to make it to Roo 2011.

Now, today I find out that my cousin is getting married Saturday June 9 2012. Inforoo what should I do?

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LoveLuckLaughter Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook The Sparkly Unicorn May all your favorite bands stay together Joined: February 2010 Posts: 12,099	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 3:36:56 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LoveLuckLaughter on May 20, 2011 3:36:56 GMT -5 GOD DAMMIT CURTEEBEE!
	Back to Top We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.

Deleted Joined: January 1970 Posts: 0	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 3:59:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 20, 2011 3:59:17 GMT -5 Get one of the bridesmaids drunk and bang her?
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Dave Maynar Inforoo Influencer FREE SPEECH Joined: April 2009 Posts: 37,546	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 5:28:13 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dave Maynar on May 20, 2011 5:28:13 GMT -5 How close are you to this cousin? He may just have to understand. You can't be blamed for him picking the wrong weekend to get married.
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quacker Bonnafunky Dirtyroo I'm shipping up to Newport Joined: February 2011 Posts: 5,344	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 6:50:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by quacker on May 20, 2011 6:50:04 GMT -5 Turn him on to the Getting Married at Bonnaroo thread.
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LoveLuckLaughter Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook The Sparkly Unicorn May all your favorite bands stay together Joined: February 2010 Posts: 12,099	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 7:34:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by LoveLuckLaughter on May 20, 2011 7:34:04 GMT -5 Brilliant plan quacker! Brilliant I say!
	Back to Top We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.

JHOinTN Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Resident Prince Licker Dearly Beloved, We are Gathered Here Today to Get Through This Thing Called Life Joined: February 2008 Posts: 11,461	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 8:28:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JHOinTN on May 20, 2011 8:28:17 GMT -5 Encourage your cousin to elope!
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Del Griffith Stanky McNasty Shower curtain ring Salesman Joined: June 2007 Posts: 3,565	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 9:25:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Del Griffith on May 20, 2011 9:25:26 GMT -5 May 20, 2011 3:59:17 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said: Get one of the bridesmaids drunk and bang her?
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curteebee Showerless Shakedown Vendor Joined: November 2009 Posts: 1,008	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 10:28:50 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by curteebee on May 20, 2011 10:28:50 GMT -5 Well it's a girl cousin and she favors me to the other cousins so I am pretty much screwed unless I can somehow get them to break up! I may take superfurries advice though!!
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Druid Global Moderator The Wise One Chidless cat lady Joined: March 2007 Posts: 29,555 Gender: Female	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 10:40:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Druid on May 20, 2011 10:40:49 GMT -5 May 20, 2011 3:59:17 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said: Get one of the bridesmaids drunk and bang her? Forget the bridesmaids, get the bride drunk and bang her. That will take care of the wedding.
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Deleted Joined: January 1970 Posts: 0	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 10:41:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 20, 2011 10:41:26 GMT -5 tell her she needs to change the date and then offer to take her next year as her Bachelorette weekend.
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Scrog Bonnafunky Dirtyroo )'([k4r] Joined: May 2010 Posts: 5,706	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 10:44:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Scrog on May 20, 2011 10:44:53 GMT -5 ^^HaHaHa, took the words right out my mouth. Edit: the Druid did.
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Deleted Joined: January 1970 Posts: 0	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 10:46:17 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on May 20, 2011 10:46:17 GMT -5 ^^^ great minds think alike, Scrog
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babysas Fountain Wader Party in a cup! Joined: May 2010 Posts: 40	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 10:54:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by babysas on May 20, 2011 10:54:19 GMT -5 The dates might be the week after. Cross your fingers!
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butiambonnaroo
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Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 10:57:08 GMT -5

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Post by butiambonnaroo on May 20, 2011 10:57:08 GMT -5

May 20, 2011 10:51:21 GMT -5 Larry Farnsworth said:

May 20, 2011 10:40:49 GMT -5 Druid said:

Forget the bridesmaids, get the bride drunk and bang her. That will take care of the wedding.

Let it be known throughout Inforoo that Druid just advised Curteebee to go fuck his own cousin.

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May 20, 2011 10:44:53 GMT -5 Scrog said:

^^HaHaHa,

took the words right out my mouth.

Edit: the Druid did.

Let is also be known that Scrog thinks incest is GREAT!

THANK YOU for this....

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BigDinAL Fountain Wader Joined: April 2011 Posts: 96	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 11:27:51 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BigDinAL on May 20, 2011 11:27:51 GMT -5 May 20, 2011 3:36:56 GMT -5 LoveLuckLaughter said: GOD DAMMIT CURTEEBEE! Language young lady! You might need a spanking for that!
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curteebee
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Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 11:34:21 GMT -5

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Post by curteebee on May 20, 2011 11:34:21 GMT -5

May 20, 2011 10:40:49 GMT -5 Druid said:

May 20, 2011 3:59:17 GMT -5 @superfurryanimal said:

Get one of the bridesmaids drunk and bang her?

Forget the bridesmaids, get the bride drunk and bang her. That will take care of the wedding.

Druid I know I live in the south, but gosh! We are civilized in these parts!

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themidnightrider
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Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 11:37:24 GMT -5

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Post by themidnightrider on May 20, 2011 11:37:24 GMT -5

I'm confused, so you already couldn't afford Bonnaroo, so what is your predicament? you have a conflict to a festival you already couldn't attend because you couldn't afford it? besides tickets are sold out, I really just don't get it.

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BigDinAL
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Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 11:39:27 GMT -5

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May 20, 2011 11:37:24 GMT -5 @themidnightrider said:

I'm confused, so you already couldn't afford Bonnaroo, so what is your predicament? you have a conflict to a festival you already couldn't attend because you couldn't afford it? besides tickets are sold out, I really just don't get it.

This year he can't afford it and NEXT year is the wedding.

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curteebee Showerless Shakedown Vendor Joined: November 2009 Posts: 1,008	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 11:46:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by curteebee on May 20, 2011 11:46:37 GMT -5 Yeah I can't drop all that cash right now. My cousin is getting married next year, the conflict is I might not see the farm to the likes of 2013.
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quacker
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Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 11:47:20 GMT -5

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May 20, 2011 11:45:39 GMT -5 Larry Farnsworth said:

May 20, 2011 11:37:24 GMT -5 @themidnightrider said:

I'm confused, so you already couldn't afford Bonnaroo, so what is your predicament? you have a conflict to a festival you already couldn't attend because you couldn't afford it? besides tickets are sold out, I really just don't get it.

He couldn't afford Bonnaroo this year. The cousin-fucking conflict is next year.

So if the cousin-fucking works out we'll have to change the thread name to "Screwed in to Bonnaroo".

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curteebee Showerless Shakedown Vendor Joined: November 2009 Posts: 1,008	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 11:47:47 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by curteebee on May 20, 2011 11:47:47 GMT -5 Harshing my bonnaroo buzz.
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Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 11:47:55 GMT -5

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May 20, 2011 10:28:50 GMT -5 curteebee said:

Well it's a girl cousin and she favors me to the other cousins so I am pretty much screwed unless I can somehow get them to break up! I may take superfurries advice though!!

I may have missed that part, change of plans then, you are gonna have to get the groom drunk.

N1 Juggs.

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bunny Stanky McNasty Brunch Queen Emeritus Joined: March 2006 Posts: 3,974	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 12:00:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bunny on May 20, 2011 12:00:44 GMT -5 I love this thread. Perverts.
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Druid Global Moderator The Wise One Chidless cat lady Joined: March 2007 Posts: 29,555 Gender: Female	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 12:02:23 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Druid on May 20, 2011 12:02:23 GMT -5 I'm from Tennessee. I fail to see the problem here.
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curteebee
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Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 12:02:44 GMT -5

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Post by curteebee on May 20, 2011 12:02:44 GMT -5

Juggs I am really digging your new look. This is much better than even such gems such as frank stallone.

See it's actually kind of complicated because my aunt already rented a huge house that has a bed for me. Man, dang.

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JHOinTN Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Resident Prince Licker Dearly Beloved, We are Gathered Here Today to Get Through This Thing Called Life Joined: February 2008 Posts: 11,461	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 12:04:29 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JHOinTN on May 20, 2011 12:04:29 GMT -5 I would suggest hiring a stunt double. Is there a curteebee look-a-like roaming around anywhere?
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bacon Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Set List King The life of the party Joined: May 2008 Posts: 11,891	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 12:14:19 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bacon on May 20, 2011 12:14:19 GMT -5 This is the second classic thread in Curteebee's misfortune this year! Where is the wedding maybe you can just miss Saturday of Roo?
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curteebee Showerless Shakedown Vendor Joined: November 2009 Posts: 1,008	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 12:14:27 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by curteebee on May 20, 2011 12:14:27 GMT -5 Juggs can you use your cunning and generally malicious nature to come between my cousin and this would-be Roo ruiner?
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bacon Bleary-Eyed Bonnawook Set List King The life of the party Joined: May 2008 Posts: 11,891	Screwed out of bonnaroo 2012 May 20, 2011 12:15:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bacon on May 20, 2011 12:15:42 GMT -5 Juggs I think Curt just gave you permission to sleep with his cousin. Got pics?
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