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Post by thecoffman on Jun 13, 2011 23:14:51 GMT -5
Random dude to porto-pot cleaner guy while making his rounds: "Hey man, my buddy has a bunch of sand in his vagina. Do you think that hose is strong enough to suck it out?"
Always a plus to get a good laugh when using the outdoor facilities...
Guy driving golf cart yelling out butt scratcher. heard it a couple times over the weekend, my friend asked a staff member where it originated from and apparently its from some festi a few years ago where some guy was walking around naked.
Me: I'm gonna "BonnaGoo" everyone at Bassnectar tonight! Friend: Whats that? Me: Ya know, when you're at a show and its so orgasmic that you cum in your own hand then throw it in the crowd!
Post by windowoffice on Jun 13, 2011 23:56:37 GMT -5
Lewis Black told us that the way the country was going, our living conditions in ten years would be just like camping at Bonnaroo EXCEPT THERE WILL BE NO MUSIC.
Fat Mike from NOFX: "There are two kinds of bands: bands that write good songs and jam bands."
Guy driving golf cart yelling out butt scratcher. heard it a couple times over the weekend, my friend asked a staff member where it originated from and apparently its from some festi a few years ago where some guy was walking around naked.
I have a few good ones from Dale, who I watched some of Bootsy and all of Buffalo Springfield with before he disappeared into the nether...
the best one was: Dale: "I feel like I'm tripping but I haven't done any acid in a few days" me: "you might be having a flashback" Dale: "I don't know. I feel this way off and on sometimes lately. usually when I'm tired. I can actually make myself feel like I'm tripping"
(during our whole time together he was alternately sipping from a bottle of Evan Williams and A bottle of Jack)
Post by mizvalentine on Jun 14, 2011 10:58:59 GMT -5
Also, in the shower line Friday I was commiserating with another noob about how the Centeroo porto sitch was particularly bad thurs night. the Georgian guy running the table said, "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, darlin" and another girl goes, "yeah...or gives you hepatitis!"
At This Tent on Saturday, where we mistakenly thought Gogol was playing. Me: I think they're chanting "Girl Talk." Popsicle Sarah : No, they're saying "Gogol". Me: Are u sure? I think we're at the wrong stage. Popsicle Sarah : No way. If we were at Girl Talk people would be having sex and spilling beer on us. (After Girl Talk starts playing and we realize we're at the wrong tent): Popsicle Sarah : Dude. What are we going to do? Me: I like Girl Talk. Popsicle Sarah : Do you like THIS? Me: No. Popsicle Sarah : Let's go.
Robbed: Who is that? Mike, who's Mike? Mike D: Dude, we've been hanging out like, all f'ckin weekend.
Bunny, after some random chick asked us to give her our bunny ears: That b*itch isn't getting bunny ears. Ever.
~All the accumulated knowledge, experience, and suffering of mankind is inside you. You must build a huge bonfire within you. Then you will become an individual. There is no other way.
~~~U.G. Krishnamurti
"I don't know whose water this is, but I'm drinkin it so F you."~~~Dale
"He is a wook in sheep's clothing."~~~Popsicle Sarah
"You know the feeling when you're in too deep, and when you make it out, the taste - so sweet." ~~DMB
Popsicle Sarah in the middle of the Mexican restaurant post-roo: HAVE U TRIED BUTT SEX?? (At which point a disgusted middle aged man sitting next to us threw his check on the table and walked out).
~All the accumulated knowledge, experience, and suffering of mankind is inside you. You must build a huge bonfire within you. Then you will become an individual. There is no other way.
~~~U.G. Krishnamurti
"I don't know whose water this is, but I'm drinkin it so F you."~~~Dale
"He is a wook in sheep's clothing."~~~Popsicle Sarah
"You know the feeling when you're in too deep, and when you make it out, the taste - so sweet." ~~DMB
Me: It's pretty sad I have to eat corn to be happy. Popsicle Sarah : It's sad i have to drink to be happy, so we're in the same boat. Me: You're drunk? I didn't know that. Popsicle Sarah : I'm drunk off my ass. Me: I guess that's how we ended up at the wrong stage.
~All the accumulated knowledge, experience, and suffering of mankind is inside you. You must build a huge bonfire within you. Then you will become an individual. There is no other way.
~~~U.G. Krishnamurti
"I don't know whose water this is, but I'm drinkin it so F you."~~~Dale
"He is a wook in sheep's clothing."~~~Popsicle Sarah
"You know the feeling when you're in too deep, and when you make it out, the taste - so sweet." ~~DMB
From a haggard, quacked up looking 60 something wandering in Pod 9 (to her husband, screeching/shouting in a southern accent):
"You brought me to HELL! I This place is hell. don't want to be here anymore, and I don't want to hear another word about it. This place is Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeell! Take me home now, I want to go home, I hate this place, get me out of here NOW! Where is our tent? I want to go sit inside the tent right now"
(Her husband had this look on his face like he's kind of amused and he's been listening to this same Leno for years...)
My favorite was Dude at camp next to us talking to a local girl that had been up all night and wasn't really responding to him "Are you going to make it to your 5 o'clock shift at Sonic?" (The fast food restaurant ) She ended up being fine, but a little weird.
Robbed: Who is that? Mike, who's Mike? Mike D: Dude, we've been hanging out like, all f'ckin weekend
After hanging out with him for at least an hour or so every day, then hanging out at WSP right before we went to his camp, he said this, that was freakin priceless
~All the accumulated knowledge, experience, and suffering of mankind is inside you. You must build a huge bonfire within you. Then you will become an individual. There is no other way.
~~~U.G. Krishnamurti
"I don't know whose water this is, but I'm drinkin it so F you."~~~Dale
"He is a wook in sheep's clothing."~~~Popsicle Sarah
"You know the feeling when you're in too deep, and when you make it out, the taste - so sweet." ~~DMB
Post by sendmetoalbion on Jun 14, 2011 16:13:01 GMT -5
Overheard a girl talking about putting smoothie base in water, "Yeah, it's basically like dialated smoothie" ...uh? My friend and I laughed pretty hard at that, frequently remarking to each other that we were craving some fully dialated smoothies all weekend.
