The Pondo ARMY well over 1000 members strong!

Fawn, we missed you (& Quacker) so much this year at Bonnaroo! Next year, we need to have a Fawn appreciation day at Bonnaroo for all the charitable stuff you have done over time up here! Because of you, I have started "giving back" with The Pondo Army and I must say it feels amazing knowing good things are being done!

Well you can sit by me and be peaceable with me, but we're not going to have an organized group

Will we exchange cards?

yes elimsnéttikyzarc, by all means share cards, heck even play cards if you would like. I am a Hearts person myself.

Jim Jones had really bad Kool-Aid

You've been conscripted as the official Pondo Army lawyer. Your battlefield is the courtroom, soldier. Before receiving your card you must recite this oath of loyalty:

"Do not be afraid all who are IN Commander Gabfrab! I am COVERED with the blood of the Lamb. I am REDEEMED from this World and SEPARATED from it because of the SACRIFICE of Commander Gabfrab on the Cross.Remember that there is NO CONDEMNATION to them that ARE IN CHRIST Gabfrab??! Rejoice, for my Redeemer is NEAR! My commander is coming! Be prepared! BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO TRUST IN THE COMMANDER as their Lord and Saviour! So say we all!"

Some have questioned how I came to power over Pondo. I of course was democratically elected. But Pondo refused to cede the throne without a fight. These are the facts:

F*cked up thing is, I had arrived at the gas station I go to to get munchies. As soon as I arrived this dude sits next to me. He asks what I claim cause I had on clown make up and sh*t. He was sporting horns. The next thing I know I'm in a hostage situation and Lil Whoop Evelyn wouldn't f*cking shut up. The horn dude throws me on the ground. I'm traumatized by that. The stupid ass pulls out a huge cross he had hidden beneath his clock and f*ckin crucifies me. I got so f*cking pissed that I had an emotional breakdown and before I knew it the weather changed, the earth shook, and I blacked out. I came to with Evelyn on the ground bleeding to death and the other dude on fire and covered with black flames. It was then he ceded the army to me. Evelyn took off her diaper and relinquished the heat upon his skin. That wretched man was Cretin Pondo. The person crucified was none other than I, Commander Gabfrab, the democratically elected new leader of The Pondo Army. Amen.

Agreed and not start mornic issues and hide behind the internet. I totally agree. It might happen someday.

I was at Polyphonic Spree (and so was the amazing Katbur, although I did not see her) but no I did not get to dress up as Eddie. Maybe next time!

What mornic issues would you like to address, Cretin Pondo?

-- Commander Gabfrab, the democratically elected new leader of The Pondo Army.

& people wonder why mental health is so important. but anyways...

Jess, you could pull off a coup man. You just got that vibe.

Why do you accuse me of blasphemy because I said, 'I am God's Son'? This very night, before Evelyn crows, you will disown me three times, Jimmy. When I return, the fire of God will consume this thread and everyone in it whose works are evil from denying my true identity. Repeat seven "Commander Gabfrab Demonic Strength Activation" prayers as penance, my son.

You don't think we could defeat a troop of Cub Scouts? I'm pretty sure we'd pound the snot out of them. I could probably handle one of the little buggers by myself.

I find that Inforoo always gives me exactly what I need, at the very moment I need it. So intuitive.