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Introductory message that I received yesterday from a gentleman on Grindr: "Can I eat your booty and get your cock hard and then suck your cock until you explode? Just wondering if you'd be ok with that?"
THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THE GAYS
Gotta respect the guy for not beating around the bush when all he really wants to do is... well, beat around the bush.
Or you could do what I did. Approve people and awkwardly figure out who they are as you go along by comparing FB posts and Inforoo posts. That's how I figured out who you were because YOUR NAME ISNT DAVE!
i hope that i don't currently fit into this category since i creepily friended you the other day haha.
Nah. The scream mask in one of your profile pics gave you away.
Introductory message that I received yesterday from a gentleman on Grindr: "Can I eat your booty and get your cock hard and then suck your cock until you explode? Just wondering if you'd be ok with that?"
THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THE GAYS
Gotta love a man who knows what he wants.
Also, Tinder is just as bad. So, I'd change that to say:
THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF INTERNET DATING
Introductory message that I received yesterday from a gentleman on Grindr: "Can I eat your booty and get your cock hard and then suck your cock until you explode? Just wondering if you'd be ok with that?"
THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THE GAYS
hahahahaha this is great. and scary how common shit like this is. I deleted my tinder like a year ago, but I do currently have an ok cupid profile. I haven't responded to a message in like 4 months, but some of the gems I receive.... good god.
there should be a dating message thread to post all of these. like this one!
"You look fun. And excited. I'm excited. Yum. I'm super energetic and wish you respond to this text. Mayhaps with something funny-naughty, perchance a sext? See if you could be one to make my heart flutter queer"
Introductory message that I received yesterday from a gentleman on Grindr: "Can I eat your booty and get your cock hard and then suck your cock until you explode? Just wondering if you'd be ok with that?"
THIS IS WHY SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SCARED OF THE GAYS
hahahahaha this is great. and scary how common shit like this is. I deleted my tinder like a year ago, but I do currently have an ok cupid profile. I haven't responded to a message in like 4 months, but some of the gems I receive.... good god.
there should be a dating message thread to post all of these. like this one!
"You look fun. And excited. I'm excited. Yum. I'm super energetic and wish you respond to this text. Mayhaps with something funny-naughty, perchance a sext? See if you could be one to make my heart flutter queer"
My favorites are always the short and sweet ones:
"Nudes?" "Spit or swallow?" "What size your bra, doe?" "Wanna fuck?" "Looking to fuck around 1, you down?"
hahahahaha this is great. and scary how common shit like this is. I deleted my tinder like a year ago, but I do currently have an ok cupid profile. I haven't responded to a message in like 4 months, but some of the gems I receive.... good god.
there should be a dating message thread to post all of these. like this one!
"You look fun. And excited. I'm excited. Yum. I'm super energetic and wish you respond to this text. Mayhaps with something funny-naughty, perchance a sext? See if you could be one to make my heart flutter queer"
My favorites are always the short and sweet ones:
"Nudes?" "Spit or swallow?" "What size your bra, doe?" "Wanna fuck?" "Looking to fuck around 1, you down?"
All these make me happy that I met someone and I don't use those apps. Scary shit there.
hahahahaha this is great. and scary how common shit like this is. I deleted my tinder like a year ago, but I do currently have an ok cupid profile. I haven't responded to a message in like 4 months, but some of the gems I receive.... good god.
there should be a dating message thread to post all of these. like this one!
"You look fun. And excited. I'm excited. Yum. I'm super energetic and wish you respond to this text. Mayhaps with something funny-naughty, perchance a sext? See if you could be one to make my heart flutter queer"
My favorites are always the short and sweet ones:
"Nudes?" "Spit or swallow?" "What size your bra, doe?" "Wanna fuck?" "Looking to fuck around 1, you down?"
at least i know people are seeing my messages now, doe
hahahahaha this is great. and scary how common shit like this is. I deleted my tinder like a year ago, but I do currently have an ok cupid profile. I haven't responded to a message in like 4 months, but some of the gems I receive.... good god.
there should be a dating message thread to post all of these. like this one!
"You look fun. And excited. I'm excited. Yum. I'm super energetic and wish you respond to this text. Mayhaps with something funny-naughty, perchance a sext? See if you could be one to make my heart flutter queer"
My favorites are always the short and sweet ones:
"Nudes?" "Spit or swallow?" "What size your bra, doe?" "Wanna fuck?" "Looking to fuck around 1, you down?"
Talk about ice-breakers...
I always wonder why guys do this stuff. I'd love to see the girls this shit works on.
Introductory message that I received yesterday from a gentleman on Grindr: "Can I eat your booty and get your cock hard and then suck your cock until you explode? Just wondering if you'd be ok with that?"
Haha, you kind of have to give the guy credit for being so candid and forthright. He's a man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to ask for it. I lived in Anchorage for a summer a few years ago and was asked out by a middle-aged homeless guy at a bus stop. His language wasn't nearly as colorful.
Introductory message that I received yesterday from a gentleman on Grindr: "Can I eat your booty and get your cock hard and then suck your cock until you explode? Just wondering if you'd be ok with that?"
Haha, you kind of have to give the guy credit for being so candid and forthright. He's a man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to ask for it. I lived in Anchorage for a summer a few years ago and was asked out by a middle-aged homeless guy at a bus stop. His language wasn't nearly as colorful.
In this day and age, I guess it makes sense. People aint' got time fo' small talk. I had a girl ask me out the other day and it really caught me off guard, but I guess it's not as rare as it used to be.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by Dave Maynar on Feb 3, 2015 16:01:03 GMT -5
Cooking for another adult tonight without having to factor in making the recipe kid-friendly. It's been an unreasonably long amount of time since this has happened, so the recipe is going to be basic with the promise that I will have my shit more together next time.
Cooking for another adult tonight without having to factor in making the recipe kid-friendly. It's been an unreasonably long amount of time since this has happened, so the recipe is going to be basic with the promise that I will have my shit more together next time.
Skipped the Super Bowl AND cooking for her? Things must be gettin' cereal.
Cooking for another adult tonight without having to factor in making the recipe kid-friendly. It's been an unreasonably long amount of time since this has happened, so the recipe is going to be basic with the promise that I will have my shit more together next time.
Eee! Fun! Make sure to let us know (or at least snap me in detail), what you make! I love menu planning/cooking for others.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Cooking for another adult tonight without having to factor in making the recipe kid-friendly. It's been an unreasonably long amount of time since this has happened, so the recipe is going to be basic with the promise that I will have my shit more together next time.
Just be happy you can cook for other people. If I have to entertain then I can either fry you some chicken cutlet or I can make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Cooking for another adult tonight without having to factor in making the recipe kid-friendly. It's been an unreasonably long amount of time since this has happened, so the recipe is going to be basic with the promise that I will have my shit more together next time.
Just be happy you can cook for other people. If I have to entertain then I can either fry you some chicken cutlet or I can make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
It's a worthy skill to learn. I started with a few core recipes that I was able to master and expanded from there. Once you learn the basics it's really quite easy, and you get to impress people with your culinary prowess.
Skipped the Super Bowl AND cooking for her? Things must be gettin' cereal.
Easy, tiger. I am more of a college football guy and I don't care about either team that was in the Super Bowl, so that's not as big of a thing as it may appear. Also, I cook for the boys pretty regular, so it's not some rare occurrence.
Cooking for another adult tonight without having to factor in making the recipe kid-friendly. It's been an unreasonably long amount of time since this has happened, so the recipe is going to be basic with the promise that I will have my shit more together next time.
Eee! Fun! Make sure to let us know (or at least snap me in detail), what you make! I love menu planning/cooking for others.
It's just pasta tonight. Nothing fancy. pistachio is gonna give me recipe tips for the future. You can send me some too. I like options.
Ger her really excited and wear JUST an apron.
Dear God, woman. I don't want to run her off. Also, I am pretty sure I don't actually own an apron.
It's a worthy skill to learn. I started with a few core recipes that I was able to master and expanded from there. Once you learn the basics it's really quite easy, and you get to impress people with your culinary prowess.
This. Cooking really isn't that hard, and from what I understand from others, the fact that you can do it at all is pretty appreciable.
Just be happy you can cook for other people. If I have to entertain then I can either fry you some chicken cutlet or I can make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
It's a worthy skill to learn. I started with a few core recipes that I was able to master and expanded from there. Once you learn the basics it's really quite easy, and you get to impress people with your culinary prowess.
The problem is I'm also a terribly picky eater with a lot of dumb food issues. So I don't even know if what I'm making is actually good since I don't like so many things.
I guess I could get really good at different kinds of spaghetti and pasta though. Yea.....that's the ticket.
I need a cooking class. After I get my life together, though.