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Ouch dude, how did you pull that off? I was out drinking in Astoria until 8:30am and managed to avoid that particular fate.
Saw the entire show, remember all of it, thought it wise to go to the old college stomping grounds after the show, blackout ensued.
Basically, I broke up a very physical argument between a guy and girl, and a cop ran over (thinking I was involved) and spun me around, at which point I rained a down a haymaker and floored him. Thankfully, my uncle is a detective at that precinct, so I am not going to prison.
shiz dude, that's quacking scary. Crazy to think someone could get serious years in prison for breaking up a domestic dispute similarly to this if they didn't have a detective uncle. Glad you don't seem to be in any real trouble, Flanz. That's scary.
That said, a real Pistol would've downed the cop AND gotten away scot-free, then he would've found the hottest girl at the nearest bar, taken her home, and made a night out of it. Just sayin'.
Saw the entire show, remember all of it, thought it wise to go to the old college stomping grounds after the show, blackout ensued.
Basically, I broke up a very physical argument between a guy and girl, and a cop ran over (thinking I was involved) and spun me around, at which point I rained a down a haymaker and floored him. Thankfully, my uncle is a detective at that precinct, so I am not going to prison.
shiz dude, that's quacking scary. Crazy to think someone could get serious years in prison for breaking up a domestic dispute similarly to this if they didn't have a detective uncle. Glad you don't seem to be in any real trouble, Flanz. That's scary.
That said, a real Pistol would've downed the cop AND gotten away scot-free, then he would've found the hottest girl at the nearest bar, taken her home, and made a night out of it. Just sayin'.
Even my near-perfect namesake got arrested before:
Ouch dude, how did you pull that off? I was out drinking in Astoria until 8:30am and managed to avoid that particular fate.
Saw the entire show, remember all of it, thought it wise to go to the old college stomping grounds after the show, blackout ensued.
Basically, I broke up a very physical argument between a guy and girl, and a cop ran over (thinking I was involved) and spun me around, at which point I rained a down a haymaker and floored him. Thankfully, my uncle is a detective at that precinct, so I am not going to prison.
shiz dude, that's quacking scary. Crazy to think someone could get serious years in prison for breaking up a domestic dispute similarly to this if they didn't have a detective uncle. Glad you don't seem to be in any real trouble, Flanz. That's scary.
That said, a real Pistol would've downed the cop AND gotten away scot-free, then he would've found the hottest girl at the nearest bar, taken her home, and made a night out of it. Just sayin'.
Even my near-perfect namesake got arrested before:
I was also so drunk that I punched a cop in the face, so let's factor that into any "you should have gotten away" talk.
Ha, that's funny. I was just teasing you dude. For real, I'm glad you're relatively OK and that the outlook is good because of your uncle. Try not to punch any more cops, dude. Scary.
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You know what girls, I know you like Colin and all, and I'm happy for you and gonna let you finish but...
WTF IS THIS!!!!
As someone in the medical field, this is known as job security.
I was also so drunk that I punched a cop in the face, so let's factor that into any "you should have gotten away" talk.
Ha, that's funny. I was just teasing you dude. For real, I'm glad you're relatively OK and that the outlook is good because of your uncle. Try not to punch any more cops, dude. Scary.
I know you were dude, no worries. And I can happily say this is the first cop I've ever punched, at least while he was on duty.
Ouch dude, how did you pull that off? I was out drinking in Astoria until 8:30am and managed to avoid that particular fate.
Saw the entire show, remember all of it, thought it wise to go to the old college stomping grounds after the show, blackout ensued.
Basically, I broke up a very physical argument between a guy and girl, and a cop ran over (thinking I was involved) and spun me around, at which point I rained a down a haymaker and floored him. Thankfully, my uncle is a detective at that precinct, so I am not going to prison.
This is almost exactly like my night except for these things...
Instead of breaking up a fight I drove home from work.
Instead of punching a cop I toasted a bagel and put peanut butter on it.
Instead of going to jail I read and went to sleep.
I'm camping this weekend and if I hadn't reserved my site and paid for it 3 weeks ago I wouldn't have even tried it. Camp is 25 minutes away and I'm sitting at home right now so I don't have a friggin heat stroke. I'll return to camp in the evening and keep cool with lots and lots of beer.
Ha, that's funny. I was just teasing you dude. For real, I'm glad you're relatively OK and that the outlook is good because of your uncle. Try not to punch any more cops, dude. Scary.
I know you were dude, no worries. And I can happily say this is the first cop I've ever punched, at least while he was on duty.
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Saw the entire show, remember all of it, thought it wise to go to the old college stomping grounds after the show, blackout ensued.
Basically, I broke up a very physical argument between a guy and girl, and a cop ran over (thinking I was involved) and spun me around, at which point I rained a down a haymaker and floored him. Thankfully, my uncle is a detective at that precinct, so I am not going to prison.
shiz dude, that's quacking scary. Crazy to think someone could get serious years in prison for breaking up a domestic dispute similarly to this if they didn't have a detective uncle. Glad you don't seem to be in any real trouble, Flanz. That's scary.
That said, a real Pistol would've downed the cop AND gotten away scot-free, then he would've found the hottest girl at the nearest bar, taken her home, and made a night out of it. Just sayin'.
I was out and about in NYC that night. Just sayin'
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Funny you bring that up. I used to say that I am agnostic, but really, I am atheist. I still say, "Oh my god!" And immediately after I feel weird and uncomfortable.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.