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New jobs are great. You can restock your whole inventory of Dr. Appointments, sick grandparents, car trouble, and all the other various lies you use to get out of work. I have been fake limping all morning from a fake Lolla injury and now I get to go home and work from the couch. I'm really achieving on the highest level right now.
I respect the hustle, but I'm not sure I would have had the balls to go with a "hurt myself out partying this weekend" fake injury.
New jobs are great. You can restock your whole inventory of Dr. Appointments, sick grandparents, car trouble, and all the other various lies you use to get out of work. I have been fake limping all morning from a fake Lolla injury and now I get to go home and work from the couch. I'm really achieving on the highest level right now.
Lolla wiped me out this year, I just made it to work 2 hours ago. (Have to be extra productive this week so I can hang out with drink a lot of wine with bonzai next week.) I noticed I was missing a work order that I have to get done by friday. I sent my boss an email saying did this get pushed back because I don't see it on my iPad. Her response was....did you just get to work? I thought I was possibly in trouble because I got a flat last week so I havnet been in since Wednesday. After telling her yes, she said none of the other employees who've been at work since 8am noticed it was missing. Points for me.
I went shopping today and as I was walking this 11-or-so-year-old kid was like "Hey man, high five!" as I passed him. Made my day.
Also, I injured the nerve in my finger today by carrying groceries. Can't feel my fingertip at all. What the eff.
This reminded me that yesterday a total stranger complimented the jacket I was wearing (I never receive compliments like that because I'm generally too lazy and don't care enough to really dress up unless absolutely necessary) and, as if that didn't surprise/make me happy enough, a second stranger complimented the jacket like an hour later! I made a mental that I should definitely wear the jacket more often.
Also, got confirmed that I definitely got the job I applied for, so I'm quite happy with what's going on in my life lately.
I went shopping today and as I was walking this 11-or-so-year-old kid was like "Hey man, high five!" as I passed him. Made my day.
Also, I injured the nerve in my finger today by carrying groceries. Can't feel my fingertip at all. What the eff.
This reminded me that yesterday a total stranger complimented the jacket I was wearing (I never receive compliments like that because I'm generally too lazy and don't care enough to really dress up unless absolutely necessary) and, as if that didn't surprise/make me happy enough, a second stranger complimented the jacket like an hour later! I made a mental that I should definitely wear the jacket more often.
This reminded me that yesterday a total stranger complimented the jacket I was wearing (I never receive compliments like that because I'm generally too lazy and don't care enough to really dress up unless absolutely necessary) and, as if that didn't surprise/make me happy enough, a second stranger complimented the jacket like an hour later! I made a mental that I should definitely wear the jacket more often.
I would have been suspicious.
I was very suspicious for a while but then the first guy went on to have a genuinely good conversation with me about music and he seemed like a nice guy, so I let it slide. Then, when the second person said something, I just either accepted that I looked really good or I looked so stupid (or some other derogatory adjective) that there was no way to fight it and I should just accept it.
In the same conversation with the same people this weekend, I both called Ed Helms, Levon Helm (no Bonnie, Levon's ghost does not curate superjams) and called Roger Waters, Roger Williams (at least Roger Williams University is right down the street from where I saw Roger Waters, so it works... right? Riiiight?).
Mistakes like those are what keeps Bacon from marrying you. Get it together, woman.
This is your most liked post since July 9th (7 pages of posts in Witch Ditch land). I am not sure if that is everyone coming together to publicly shame me or coming together to root for Bacon and my forever love.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Considering you've found the need to respond to my threads as if you are threatened by me I offer you some peace my confused counterpart. May you find peace in your restless soul.