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Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Does anyone else ever reflect back on the chain of thoughts that lead to what you are currently thinking about in your head? Seriously I amaze and baffle myself sometimes with my thought process. Take this morning for example.
I was in the shower, and I heard my fiance get up and go to the downstairs bathroom. Now, I have told her time and time again: "do NOT flush until I am out of the shower. The water literally almost turns boiling and I scream in agony and leap to the very back of the shower, avoiding the scolding hot water like its the plague."
Luckily this time she didn't flush. But it got me thinking about the yell that spawns from my mouth when it does happen.
This yell reminded me of Fred Flintstone when he would yell "WILMA!!!!!!!!! I'M HOME!!!!!!!"
So now I'm thinking about the Flintstones in the shower. I start to think about the names of the characters. I could gather Fred, Wilma, Pebbles, Dino. And then there was Barney, Bam Bam, and Barney's wife.......wait......what the hell was Barney's wife's name???
Is it Jane? No, that's George Jetson's wife, and then there's his boy Elroy, daughter Judy, and Astro and Rosie.
What the hell is Barney's wife's name? And why the hell am I thinking about the Flintstones in the shower?
It took me until I was completely dried off and brushing my teeth when it dawned on me. Oh yeah, her name is Betty!
once again surf, i feel no sympathy for you, you're exactly where every man should want to be. the friendzone WITH sex.
Meh, the last thing close to a relationship I had, that was what she wanted...just could not do it. Guess it depends on where you are...or maybe I am an strange.
Radiohead in two weeks... Radiohead in June... (plus Brunch/family reunion w/my favoritest peeps in the world!)
I should get a massive discount on my car insurance rates, 'cause I have never driven so safely & cautiously in my entire life. The fear of missing the #1 band on my Musical Bucket List [*knocks wood*] for any car-related reason means I'm now the world's most courteous driver. (Until June 11th, then it's back to being Hollie-o Andretti.)
Okay, by now nothing out of my mouth should surprise any of you who know me. So this should not, but I was watching the 'Fashion Police' on E! The show where Joan Rivers and her anorexia daughter rate other people on how they dress. This episode was focusing on the Grammy's. I can not stand Joan Rivers, she is one of the problems I see in American society? But tonight she was funny!
When talking about Kate Bekinsale's short dress, "That dress is like having sex with Mitt Romney, it is not that great, but at least it is super short!"
When talking about Paris Hilton, "I can't stand it, When she walks, she walks vagina first." The Joan gets up and imitates the way Paris walks, by shoving her hips forward.
When talking about the dress Taylor Swift was wearing, "Best thing she has had on her body since John Mayer."
Fergie had a pair of black underwear under a red orange lace dress. They looked like granny pants. Joan said they were not underwear, but rather Fergie did not have time to shave. Said she has a bushy lady flower that is like no other. She said Jane Goodall gets her mail delivered there. HaHA!
and Scrog, she is *always* that funny! I love Joan Rivers! Do you watch 'Louie'? She was on an episode doing stand up, she is hilarious. What's wrong with American society... ha. I totally want to look like that at 78 ROFL. My six year old has more facial lines hahahaha. She's great. Look up the article where she and her friend get baked that Katy Mae posted on FB, it's awesome.
So im sick as hell and came into work today. I absolutely HATE calling in sick to work. For some reason I feel like if I do they will ALWAYS think I'm full of shit so I avoid it at all costs, is this normal?
I mean I sit in a chair all day too, but my job is pretty analytical and I'm in a room with about 20 other programmers and 3 of them are also sick right now too. If THEY had not been like ME and not come to work sick, I probably wouldnt be sick, so I have to take that into consideration.
Well, I don't ever call in sick either, but for a different reason. I simply refuse to use a sick day for when I'm actually sick. I'd rather use it as a personal day and call in sick when I'm doing something that day.