Prince: To Lick or not to Lick

Am thinking it might be more like Syrup n' Sweat (?) Might be mistaken, though.

I'll never know, unless it gets reported in The Beacon.

If I had to assign a flavor to Prince before actually tasting?

Pink. He tastes like Pink.

EDIT: I immediately realize how that could be taken to mean that awful pop-singing creature that goes by the name "Pink". NOT HER. That's the exact polar opposite of what Prince probably tastes like, for the record.

God I miss Dunkaroos

I know right!!! You could literally trump anyone's achievements in a conversation.

Some Random: And, after finishing my PhD in Astrophysics I went to start my own company and manufactured the first true anti-gravity chamber on the planet Earth.

Me: Yeah, well, I got to lick Prince once.

It would def be a good pick-up line

Prince is so lickable but I'd suggest the video "Cream" to prove his lickableness. I'm thinking he would taste like coffee with lots of sugar and a hint of cinnamon. (And no not because of the name of the song either"

^^^that better have been a yes old man.

A vote for Lick is a vote for Spooning.

Damn it, guys, c'mon now! Do the right thing!!

I registered for an account just to vote YES!

I try to be nice to the newbies but you are making it awful hard.

I'd be hard-pressed to ONLY lick. Have y'all SEEN those pants he wore on the MTV Music Awards in '91?!?

ohdearlordhavemercy, I'm a strictly white chocolate kinda girl, but daaaaaayummm! He looked good enough to nibble on in that getup.
Don't believe me? Feast your eyes:


Now 'scuse me while I go fan m'self.

Oh and Prince is the only way I would eat cinnamon.

Just think about the risks. Who knows what kind of stuff that dirty old man has.

Fixed that for ya