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I'm probably going to regret this as I am the one that is portrayed badly, but oh well.
Apparently, the bartender (whom I do know and have caught feelings for) was doing his thing- shaking up martinis for a packed madhouse bar- when I decided to slip around the corner and, well, slip my hand in between his legs (from the back) and lifted his balls with the palm of my hand. Why? I have no idea. Apparently, it didn't even phase him. I was told that I was astonished that he didn't even pause his shaking to see who was fondling his balls. He said they were firmly lifted for a second or two. (I was slightly intoxicated, in case you can't tell, and don't particularly remember this scenario)
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Black Dynamite
Showerless Shakedown Vendor THE Bongo Guy
I'm probably going to regret this as I am the one that is portrayed badly, but oh well.
Apparently, the bartender (whom I do know and have caught feelings for) was doing his thing- shaking up martinis for a packed madhouse bar- when I decided to slip around the corner and, well, slip my hand in between his legs (from the back) and lifted his balls with the palm of my hand. Why? I have no idea. Apparently, it didn't even phase him. I was told that I was astonished that he didn't even pause his shaking to see who was fondling his balls. He said they were firmly lifted for a second or two. (I was slightly intoxicated, in case you can't tell, and don't particularly remember this scenario)
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Black Dynamite
Showerless Shakedown Vendor THE Bongo Guy
I'm probably going to regret this as I am the one that is portrayed badly, but oh well.
Apparently, the bartender (whom I do know and have caught feelings for) was doing his thing- shaking up martinis for a packed madhouse bar- when I decided to slip around the corner and, well, slip my hand in between his legs (from the back) and lifted his balls with the palm of my hand. Why? I have no idea. Apparently, it didn't even phase him. I was told that I was astonished that he didn't even pause his shaking to see who was fondling his balls. He said they were firmly lifted for a second or two. (I was slightly intoxicated, in case you can't tell, and don't particularly remember this scenario)
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The girl has got mad skills! She is one to be respected!
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by Od Lid Johnny on Mar 19, 2013 22:22:23 GMT -5
I can attest to the crotch grab. Very very high success rate. I think it can only be pulled off by the people who recognize when this is the next move. A lot of people just run out of ideas and then things get lame. Trust me, my name is Johnny Dildo.
Welcome back Bonz, but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal.
Post by pondo ROCKS on Mar 21, 2013 7:38:09 GMT -5
Romantic encounters at (Info)Roo....went down this road and lets just say it was a dead end. The other person does not even come up here anymore and still owes me money. And before anyone can ask, no it was not Black Lilly lol! Lets just say Vector Viking and I share more than just viking horns apparently. He had more trouble with this person than I did though...
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Post by StreetBum87 on Mar 21, 2013 11:06:50 GMT -5
Met up with the ex in 2011. Had sexy times. One night she started to give me a foot rub on one foot, blowjobed, finished the foot rub on the other foot. It was awesome. Then on the last night we got drunk and we got in a fight. we went our separate ways. Kind of reaffirmed why we broke up in the first place. It sucks. We met here on inforoo in 2008.
Post by well behaved antelope on Mar 21, 2013 18:16:51 GMT -5
I used to go to Bonnaroo with my wife. Skip forward to last year, I am at Bonnaroo with my GF and waiting on my divorce papers to finalize. I'm in line for the portos by our campsite near Groop camping on THURSDAY afternoon. Not even 4 hours after arrival. Guess who walks out of the porto that I had decided to choose at that day/time/place? (If you guessed my wife, that would be the logical choice because who else is in the scenario?)
My estranged wife was supposed to be in Colorado working as a travel nurse, but she decided she'd fly back to visit fam and go to 'roo of course. Out of the porto stepped her sister-in-law and apparently my wife was waiting out of my sight somewhere.
Needless to say there was no romance on Thursday last year. For me at least.
80,000 people from all over the world and I run into the ONE person on the planet I did not care to see at the time, almost immediately after arrival.
Post by well behaved antelope on Mar 21, 2013 18:39:04 GMT -5
I'm not sure how I feel about people liking my post above. What message am I supposed to be getting from that?
Edit. Perhaps I could start an un-Romantic encounters at 'Roo thread. I would start it with the time I was offered an opened condom in the wrapper from a half naked (lower) wookette (see my post in the strange encounters thread) that I declined and continue with the fact that I slept in a tent at that year with 3 girls and nothing happened below the neck. See kids, nice guys finish last!
Be 2006 Walking back with buddy to BFE Talking about how awesome Radiohead was Hot girl hears our convo and joins in Talks about how she only caught the end Keeps walking with us Girl is really cool, we instantly hit it off She says she lost her camp Asks if she can stay with me I freeze in shock somehow I was able to stutter out "uuuhhh sure" My buddy realizes we are hitting it off and goes back to centeroo Girl and I get to camp site instantly start making out She asked if I had a condom I didn't She pulled me into the tent My heart was racing She slowly hiked up her skirt and pulled down her panties so What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said “fresh” and had dice in the mirror. If anything I'd say this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo homes to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
but I do not find it strange that your presence being requested in the Orgy thread and then you showing up, like it was the quacking Bonzai Bat Signal. 
