advice for some first time roorers imo

yo whats good inforoo i been doing my things in the real world (irl as u call it) u know getting lit n partying doing chill browave activities an such but i think its time i give u first time roorers some advice

1.go lite on the booze - i mean domestic lite bottles not light on the quantity lol i was trying to throw back (not my jersey s/o to my boys from mitchell n ness for the shaq hook up last roo whats good peter) yuengling lagers like my usual but even tho that heat was mild as far as roos go from what i heard it just wasn't feeling like it.  so we called the audible no peyton manning and started slugging back coors lights.  coors lights i know right "it tastes like water" you'll say well guess what in that hot hot heat you'll need just that.  hydration is a must so please consider sticking to the lite essentials.  any canned lite beer is at least 50% water not to mention when ladies stop by the camp site they can handle such a beverage too.

2. dont try to see everything _ guess what theirs sometimes when u wanan see one band and another band is playing i know u might b like "yo lets catch half that set see half the other set" sorry but it doesn't work that way.  crowds are so big you will spend half that other set walking and then get to the back of the back of the back and like 3 other shows will be bleeding into what u wanna here.

3.glucose tabs - bring em trust me my boy greg had an episode before killer mike gave him 2 of them and he bounced back like it was nothing a must bring for any roorer

4. get a camel pack- before roo i was like im not gonna bring a wussy backpack filled w bladder but seriously u should get one of these.  i didn't get one and had to suck outta my boys hoses the whole time (pause) an u kno its not a good look when theres ladies around n ur slurping outta ur bros hose

5. have friends who work there - had a couple of lady friends who work the parking and such and these ladies hooked it up let us take in beer cans INTO the center of roo.  y pay like $9 for a beer when u can have friends get stuff in for u? so make friends or maybe even think about working it youreself

6. make friends- socialize talk to ppl around u where ur camped out at or even standing next to in the concerts everyone is chill for the most part share ur phone with a girl who can't find her friends then text that number she dialed later n be like "yo ur friend borrowed my phone to call u r u single im at roo too?" it worked for my friend n he got the number and rounded bases like ty cobb.  u can even make friends w/ bros which we did to the ppl next to us they were chill as heck knew how to party and we became friends its just a good atmosphere time

7. have fun - i know what ur saying "LOL 42069 its bonaroo of course im gonna have fun" no but listen.  its stressful the whole thing is stressful but if u just sit back n realize that yo im on a huge field w/ likeminded ppl n babes listening to TONS OF COOL bands and partying hard but safe it wont be.  dont stress the weather or that ur phone doesn't work or that u haven't showered in 6 days or that u gotta actually drive home just enjoy it man engjoy it all and roo will be a great time.

ill feel free to answer any questions for ppl who haven't been before but please take these 7 in mind