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You have a choice of that or tea bag a piranha tank!
questions:
1) will the dicks in the field of dicks be hard? 2) if so how will they be angled? will they be pointing straight up or will they be angled 45 degrees like those pointy sharpened sticks in front of war trenches? 3) do i have to be crouched down, like with my asshole a bit cleft, or can i stand upright and when I run backwards? 4) can i use my hands at all to kind of blindly whack the dicks out of my way as i run?
You have a choice of that or tea bag a piranha tank!
questions:
1) will the dicks in the field of dicks be hard? 2) if so how will they be angled? will they be pointing straight up or will they be angled 45 degrees like those pointy sharpened sticks in front of war trenches? 3) do i have to be crouched down, like with my asshole a bit cleft, or can i stand upright and when I run backwards? 4) can i use my hands at all to kind of blindly whack the dicks out of my way as i run?
1) yes 2) 45 degrees, war trench style 3) asshole cleft, obviously 4) no
And upon feeling dick insertion, you have to back up 5 feet and start over.
1) will the dicks in the field of dicks be hard? 2) if so how will they be angled? will they be pointing straight up or will they be angled 45 degrees like those pointy sharpened sticks in front of war trenches? 3) do i have to be crouched down, like with my asshole a bit cleft, or can i stand upright and when I run backwards? 4) can i use my hands at all to kind of blindly whack the dicks out of my way as i run?
1) yes 2) 45 degrees, war trench style 3) asshole cleft, obviously 4) no
And upon feeling dick insertion, you have to back up 5 feet and start over.
I'm fine with not having run the jewels at bonnaroo then.
The first time I saw them was on a stage at like 5 in the afternoon. It was on of the best shows I saw that weekend.
Where was this? How was the weather? I just hate when shows I want to see are put on the Which stage in the afternoon. When it gets closer to 5 or 6 then it's not as bad but I was thinking more like 2 or 3. They've screwed me over with Portugal. The Man and Dr. Dog in previous years. I love the tents at Bonnaroo.
Their brand of aggression translated into a live show is one of the friendliest I've ever been apart of. They came onstage to We Are The Champions and they broke up a fight about fifteen minutes into the show. Mike went, "Shut up. Shut up. Shut up." Everyone in that place stopped moving and talking almost immediately. He went on to say, "Every single person in this place take two steps back," and that we're here to enjoy the music and love each other and get crazy. Shit got rough, but eventually everyone was smiling and dancing with plenty of room. Having so many people in that place know almost all the words was pretty damn sweet too.
The first time I saw them was on a stage at like 5 in the afternoon. It was on of the best shows I saw that weekend.
Where was this? How was the weather? I just hate when shows I want to see are put on the Which stage in the afternoon. When it gets closer to 5 or 6 then it's not as bad but I was thinking more like 2 or 3. They've screwed me over with Portugal. The Man and Dr. Dog in previous years. I love the tents at Bonnaroo.
That was awful. My only real problem with the schedule in 2013.
I'm not much into the hip-hop/rap scene...but I was a fan of their album. For me it will depend on what is going on during their set time....but I am interested in seeing them.
2021 08-07: Japanese Breakfast @ Union Transfer 09-08: My Morning Jacket / Brittany Howard @ The Mann 09-18: Soccer Mommy @ Union Transfer 10-01 thru 10-03: Austin City Limits Music Festival 10-19: Waxahatchee @ Union Transfer 10-27: Arlo Parks @ The Foundry 11-09: Squid @ Johnny Brenda's 11-17: Monophonics @ World Cafe Live 12-01: Caribou @ Union Transfer
Unless Kanye and Paul McCartney tour together, that's the double header of the year, kids. RTJ and Jack White have two of the absolute best live shows right now.
Also lol at El-P: "when you get asked to open for jack white at MSG you say yes. its in the bible."
So who's gonna be camping wit me at the RTJ rail during Mumford and Sons?
Pitchfork, last year. They had EL following Killer Mike on the schedule. They just turned El's set into a RTJ show.
It was hot as balls out. I feel like it was close to triple digits.
That was 2013. The weather was great last year. I was at those 2 sets as well. Almost 1 year to the day before I would run you over with my car.
Speaking of running members over with cars - I came so close and had full opportunity to run over Delicious Meatball Sub with my car when we were both racing to get secret Foo Fighter tickets early last year. I often wonder how much more popular I'd be here if I'd just let my shitty Camry keep drifting right on that day instead of jerking the wheel left...
Their set may be the most crowded tent show of the weekend.
Baring any major conflict, I will be there.
I am going to try to catch the at both Buku and Roo, just in case of conflicts. Hopefully, the stars will align and I will be able to get on the rail and watch their full set at Roo.
