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As much as you are on your phone driving back from Myrtle Beach, I call shenanigans. That HAS to be the lie.
I'll bite.
1. I once told Bill Murray to "PLEASE get the f*ck outta my way" at a show. 2. I have been a dishwasher in all 50 states. 3. I haven't purposely listened to a radio station in over a decade.
I say number 2. Maybe a great deal of states, but probably not all 50?
1. I once had road rash so bad, the infection spread all the way around my leg and I was given IV antibiotics and almost required skin grafts. 2. I worked at a cub scout camp for five summers through college. 2. Using money I earned by walking my neighbors dog, the first CD I ever bought was Hanson's Middle of Nowhere at the age of twelve.
2) I have been arrested for public intoxication, but was only held overnight because no one would come get me and I was too far away from my house for the cop to bring me home.
Struggs, the lie is the Hanson one? That shit came out on cassette.. Or I was just poor and only had cassette.
, I'm guessing the radio station one. NPR counts homie.
And actually, my lie was that I've lived in 3 states. I've lived in 2 so far, when I move to TX that will be my 3rd.
1) I have worn two Super Bowl championship rings, at the same time. 2) I have been arrested for public intoxication, but was only held overnight because no one would come get me and I was too far away from my house for the cop to bring me home. 3) I once spilt a can of beer all over a table full of cocaine. I was yelled at. Then proceeded to watch 3 grown ass adults lick the table..
You're correct, haha. I DID own it on CD, but my first ever purchased CD was actually Backstreet Boys, not Hanson. ;-)
Struggs, the lie is the Hanson one? That shit came out on cassette.. Or I was just poor and only had cassette.
, I'm guessing the radio station one. NPR counts homie.
And actually, my lie was that I've lived in 3 states. I've lived in 2 so far, when I move to TX that will be my 3rd.
1) I have worn two Super Bowl championship rings, at the same time. 2) I have been arrested for public intoxication, but was only held overnight because no one would come get me and I was too far away from my house for the cop to bring me home. 3) I once spilt a can of beer all over a table full of cocaine. I was yelled at. Then proceeded to watch 3 grown ass adults lick the table..
Easy. Number one. I think we've all done something like two & three.
1 - I have presented bills to Congress members several times on the floor of the MN House of Representatives.
3 - As an even younger man, a cop pulled me over, searched my car, handcuffed me and put me in the back of his car, searched mine and found terribly illegal things, then let me drive away with those terribly illegal things with no legal repercussions.
3. In 1996 I climbed a tree and stayed in it for about an hour because I was too scared to come down, until my mom told me that we were having spaghetti for dinner.
Monie, I believe #2 is the lie. Edit: Damn, jfg108 responded while I was typing mine. I'm going to go with #2 as your lie as well.
1. In 2010 I did ecstatic dance in a hotel with a bunch of middle-aged affluent Californians. 2. In 2003 I cried because my teacher wouldn't let me wear my orange bandanna backwards like Tupac. 3. In 1996 I climbed a tree and stayed in it for about an hour because I was too scared to come down, until my mom told me that we were having spaghetti for dinner.
You lie like a freshly dropped #2.
1 - While trying to be quiet with police banging on a locked door demanding it is opened, I have calmly asked my friend to not aim the stream directly into the toilet bowl, as to not make it sound like a horse was peeing into a waterfall.
Also, no to #2 from me. In 2004 my parents were going on a west coast family trip, but I got a summer job and they thought it was more important I stay home and work than go. In 2013, I was planning on going to Asheville for MOEMS and cancelled the trip - but not after I bought a plane ticket to go. US Airways charges a $200 change fee, which is higher than the actual fare I paid. I just ate the cost of the ticket.
carini12monkybunney My number 2 is actually true. I attended Blue Lake in Michigan the summer before my senior year on 100% scholarship. I had wanted to go for years but my family couldn't afford it, so I tried out for a scholarship on a whim and was awarded it. While there, I also tried out for and was accepted to their International Band to travel to Europe the following summer (also on scholarship) but my mom wouldn't let me travel overseas. I was 16 at the time and couldn't convince her otherwise, haha.
Number 1 was a lie. My cat was a gift for my 9th birthday and will be 20-years-old on August 30, haha.
1. My dick is 10inches. 2. My dick is 11inches. 3. My dick is 12inches.
.....wait. I didn't think this through.
I mean, technically if your dick were 12 inches it would also be at least 10 & 11. kinda like the whole all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares thing.
1. I've been hit by a car on 3 separate occasions as a pedestrian.
2. A best friend was almost prosecuted with the West Memphis 3 because he had problems with drugs and alcohol and lived in the victims' neighborhood.
3. My birthplace was destroyed by a volcano.
Struggs Nope! 3 is true. I was born on Clark Air Base in Pampanga Philippines which was abandoned after Mount Pinatubo exploded in 1991. carini12 you are correct #1 is a lie, I was riding a bicycle one of those times.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
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We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
We're all a mess of paradoxes. Believing in things we know can't be true. We walk around carrying feelings too complicated and contradictory to express. But when it all becomes too big, and words aren't enough to help get it all out, there's always music.
